Month: July 2026

Ransomware Groups Turn to Citrix Bleed 2, BYOVD, and Supply Chain Credentials

Ransomware Groups Turn to Citrix Bleed 2, BYOVD, and Supply Chain Credentials — Because Apparently Patch Management Is Still Too Fucking Hard Right, here we go. The article says ransomware crews have shifted their grubby little...

Security

FBI Seizes NetNut Proxy Platform, Popa Botnet

FBI Seizes NetNut and the Popa Botnet, Because Apparently Crime Needed Better Branding The FBI has finally kicked in the door on NetNut, a shady “proxy” service that was allegedly helping all sorts of delightful bastards hide...

Security

Apple Reverses Age-Old Patch Policy to Keep Up With AI

Apple Finally Unwedges Its Head and Rethinks Patch Policy for the AI Mess So, here’s the gist of it: Apple, a company that’s spent years acting like its patching process was handed down on stone tablets by some smug,...

Kubota says hackers had month-long access to network systems

Kubota Let Hackers Roam Around for a Month, Because Apparently Nobody Was Watching the Damn Doors So here’s the short version, because life’s too bloody short for corporate PR waffle: Kubota says some bastard criminals had...

FortiBleed credential-theft campaign linked to Lynx ransomware

FortiBleed, Stolen Credentials, and the Same Old Ransomware Shitshow Right, here we go. Some absolute bastards have been exploiting Fortinet gear in a credential-theft campaign that’s now being linked to Lynx ransomware,...

Medtronic notifies customers impacted by ShinyHunters data breach

Medtronic Gets Dragged Into the ShinyHunters Shitshow Well, what a surprise. Another day, another gigantic company discovering that trusting some third-party cloud outfit is about as smart as giving root access to an intern with...

Alleged Scattered Spider hacker extradited to the United States

Alleged Scattered Spider Git Hauled to the U.S. at Fucking Last Well, surprise, surprise: one of the alleged Scattered Spider little shits has finally been extradited to the United States to face the music. The article says a...

Opera rolls out Paste Protect feature to fight ClickFix attacks

Opera Finally Does Something Useful: Paste Protect Smacks Down ClickFix Bullshit Right, here’s the gist, because apparently the internet is still full of gullible sods being tricked into pasting malicious crap into their...

CISA: Microsoft SharePoint RCE flaw now actively exploited

CISA Says the SharePoint RCE Is Being Actively Exploited — So, Surprise, Patch Your Shit Right, here we bloody go again. Microsoft has yet another SharePoint remote code execution mess on its hands, and CISA has kindly...

Cisco finally confirms attackers exploiting Unified CM flaw

Cisco Finally Admits the Bloody Obvious About Unified CM Well, well, well. Cisco has finally dragged itself over the finish line and confirmed that attackers are actively exploiting a vulnerability in Unified Communications...