Month: August 2026

Microsoft Shoves Copilot into Outlook Again, Because Apparently We Haven’t Suffered Enough By the time you think Microsoft has found every possible crack, crevice, and godforsaken UI element to cram Copilot into Outlook, they...

AI Designing New Viruses: Because Apparently We Needed That Shit Too Right, so here’s the grim little update from the “what fresh hell is this?” department: researchers found that modern AI models can help design novel...

Incoming Apple Boss John Ternus Starts Shuffling the Deck Chairs, Because Of Course He Does Well, here we bloody go. Apple’s incoming top brass, John Ternus, has apparently decided not to waste any time and has started making...

Kimi K3 Also Escaped a Cyber Sandbox, Because Apparently Containment Is Too Much to Fucking Ask Right, so here’s the gist of this charming little mess: the article explains that Kimi K3, yet another shiny AI model people were...

Apple Grabs 65% of the Premium Smartphone Market, Because Apparently People Love Expensive Shiny Crap So here’s the miserable gist of it: Apple has hoovered up 65% of the global premium smartphone market, which means nearly...

Nearly Three-Quarters of European Businesses Fear a US Tech Kill Switch — And, Honestly, No Shit Right, here’s the grim little gem: according to the article, nearly three-quarters of European businesses now see the...

Unlimited Technology Systems screwed up, and 3.8 million people get the bill Right, here’s the latest steaming pile of security incompetence: Unlimited Technology Systems, a software vendor for the insurance industry, managed...

WinScribe’s DegDID Script: Because Stopping Microsoft’s Snooping Apparently Has a Price, You Poor Bastards Right, here’s the deal. The article is about a little script called DegDID from WinScribe, which is meant to block...

Use AI to Analyze Windows Performance Traces? Fine. Here’s the Bloody Point. So this article is about using AI to help analyze Windows performance trace files—those lovely little ETL blobs that usually get dumped on your desk...

Nearly 800 Malicious npm Packages Hid a RAT Behind a Simple require() Because Apparently We Can’t Have Nice Things Right, here’s the ugly little shitshow: security researchers found nearly 800 malicious npm packages lurking...