Seattle Times and Newsday Join the Lawsuit Pile-On, Because Apparently Everyone’s Sick of Their Shit
So here we are again. The Seattle Times and Newsday have decided they’ve had enough of OpenAI and Microsoft allegedly hoovering up their journalism without permission, and now they’re suing the pair like half the publishing world hasn’t already queued up with the same complaint. The basic accusation is the usual ugly little gem: these AI systems were allegedly trained on copyrighted news articles, then used that material to generate responses that compete with or mimic the original work. In other words, the newspapers are saying, “You took our stuff, fed it into the machine, and now the machine’s out there doing a discount version of our job.”
According to the report, the two publications filed the lawsuit in federal court, joining the ever-growing mob of media companies trying to stop tech firms from treating journalism like a free buffet. And honestly, you can see why they’re pissed off. Newsrooms spend money on reporters, editors, lawyers, photographers, and all the other poor bastards needed to produce actual news, while AI companies allegedly scrape that work by the truckload and then act surprised when someone asks where the licensing check is.
The complaint reportedly argues that OpenAI and Microsoft used copyrighted articles without authorization and may have reproduced or enabled access to that content through chatbot outputs. That’s the bit that really sticks in people’s craw: it’s not just “we learned from your material,” it’s “we may be spitting versions of it back out,” which is the legal equivalent of setting your trousers on fire and insisting everything’s fine.
This lawsuit lands in the middle of a much bigger shitstorm. Authors, artists, publishers, and media companies have been dragging AI firms into court left and right over training data, copyright infringement, and whether “innovation” is just a shinier word for “we took your work and hoped you wouldn’t notice.” OpenAI and Microsoft, naturally, have been defending themselves on grounds that usually involve fair use, technological progress, and other polished corporate phrases designed to stop investors from choking on their canapés.
The broader fight here is about whether AI companies can keep building billion-dollar products on mountains of other people’s content without paying for it. Publishers want licensing deals, legal protections, and some acknowledgment that journalism isn’t just free raw material for Silicon Valley’s latest fever dream. Tech companies, meanwhile, want to keep the engines running without every copyright holder showing up at the door with a fucking invoice.
So yes, Seattle Times and Newsday are the latest to join the legal food fight, and they sure as hell won’t be the last. Until courts, lawmakers, or a very large pile of settlement money sorts this mess out, expect more lawsuits, more indignant press releases, and more executives pretending this was all terribly complicated and not blindingly obvious from the start.
Anecdote time: this reminds me of the old days when someone in the office would “borrow” my scripts, slap their name on them, break everything, and then ask me to help fix the catastrophe. Funny how theft suddenly becomes a collaboration when the guilty bastard needs support. Anyway, that’s progress for you.
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