Intel Wants Another 10% CPU Price Hike, Because Apparently Screwing Everyone Once Wasn’t Enough

Right, so here’s the latest load of corporate bullshit: Intel is reportedly planning yet another 10% CPU price increase before its 2027 launch cycle. Because obviously the best way to win hearts, minds, and procurement budgets is to keep charging more for the same silicon while everyone else is already sick to death of inflated hardware costs.

The article says this would be another round of price hikes on top of previous increases, which means Intel seems to think customers are just some infinite money fountain that can be kicked whenever quarterly targets look a bit shit. The alleged reasoning, as usual, comes wrapped in the standard executive perfume: rising costs, manufacturing pressures, investment needs, and all the other polished excuses they wheel out when they want to raid your budget without looking like complete bastards.

The important bit is simple: if this report is accurate, businesses, system builders, and poor miserable IT admins may need to prepare for CPU costs climbing again. That means higher server costs, pricier refresh cycles, more awkward conversations with finance, and one more reason for management to ask, “Do we really need this upgrade?” as though the existing hardware isn’t already wheezing like a chain-smoking pensioner.

And of course this lands in a market where competition actually matters. When one vendor starts taking the piss with pricing, customers tend to look around. AMD exists, arm-based options keep creeping into more conversations, and buyers aren’t quite as trapped as they used to be. Intel can call it strategy all it wants, but repeatedly pushing prices up is the sort of genius move that makes customers think, “Maybe we should stop feeding this particular greedy bastard.”

The article doesn’t pretend this is all final gospel, because it’s still a reported plan rather than a signed blood oath from Intel. But even as a rumor, it’s the kind of rumor that makes purchasing departments groan, datacenter planners swear, and admins everywhere mutter “for fuck’s sake” into their coffee.

Bottom line: Intel may be lining up another 10% CPU price hike before 2027, which is fantastic news if you’re a shareholder and absolute shit news if you’re the poor sod expected to justify infrastructure spending. If this keeps up, the only thing processing faster than the CPUs will be the rate at which customers process their exit plans.

Anecdote time: years ago I watched a vendor jack up prices on “mission-critical” kit because they thought we had nowhere else to go. We replaced half their gear, kept the rest running out of pure malice, and sent their sales rep away looking like he’d been slapped with a wet haddock. Moral of the story: never assume the poor bastards in IT won’t find a workaround just because you’ve decided to get greedy.

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