Month: September 2026

IAM for AI Agents: Because Apparently Giving the Robots Access to Everything Was a Terrific Fucking Idea Right, so this piece is about Identity and Access Management for AI agents — which is a polite corporate way of saying,...

Hackers Use NeedyMantis to Lurk Around Like the Worst Kind of Freeloading Bastards Right, here’s the short version, because apparently the internet still needs translating from “security report” into “what this shit...

AI Agents Are Privileged Users; Who the Hell Is Auditing Their Access? Right then, here’s the bloody gist: companies are busy shoving AI agents into everything with the sort of reckless enthusiasm normally reserved for interns...

Apple Finally Patches a Nasty CoreGraphics Bug That Was Probably Already Getting the Shit Abused Out of It Here we fucking go again. Apple has patched a CoreGraphics vulnerability that may have been exploited in the wild in...

Carbonato Botnet: Because Apparently Hacked Docker Hosts Needed an AI Babysitter Too Right, so some enterprising little shits cooked up the Carbonato botnet, which compromises exposed Docker hosts and then helpfully drops an AI...

Cybersecurity Outlook 2027: Same Dumpster Fire, Fancier Flames Right, so Dark Reading is flogging a virtual event called Cybersecurity Outlook 2027, which is basically a gathering for security people to stare into the future and...