Month: September 2026

Microsoft Finally Fixes the Bloody Windows 11 Mouse Settings Reset Bug Well, shock of fucking shocks, Microsoft has finally managed to fix a Windows 11 bug that kept resetting mouse settings after installing certain updates. You...

The Top 4 Threats? Same Old Shit, Just Wearing Different Hats Right, so some poor bastards spent an entire quarter investigating every bloody security alert they got, and what did they find? Surprise: the biggest threats are...

Bluemoon: Yet Another Pile of Exploit Shit Hitting Windows and Chrome Right, so some enterprising bastards have been peddling a shiny new exploit kit called Bluemoon, because apparently the internet didn’t already have enough...

IDScan Finally Admits the Bloody Obvious After 1.53 Million Driver’s Licenses Go Walkabout Right, here’s the latest security clown show: IDScan.net has confirmed it got itself thoroughly shafted in a data breach tied to the...

Cisco FMC Gets Absolutely Hammered by Hackers, Because Of Course It Fucking Does So here’s the miserable little story: Cisco’s Firepower Management Center, the thing that’s supposed to help manage security infrastructure...

AI-Powered PaperCut Hack Nails 395 Organizations Because Apparently Patching Is Too Fucking Hard Right, here’s the sorry state of affairs: attackers used a pair of known PaperCut MF and NG vulnerabilities to compromise 395...

Android Finally Stops Making Password Migration a Total Shitshow Right, so Google has apparently managed to do one useful bloody thing for once: Android can now move passwords and passkeys between credential managers without...

OpenAI Gives US Government Free ChatGPT and Slashes Prices, Because Apparently Hell Finally Froze Over Well, here’s a fresh load of bureaucratic madness: OpenAI is making ChatGPT available free for US federal executive branch...

OpenAI Adds a Data Agent to ChatGPT Work, Because Apparently Clicking Through Dashboards Was Too Much Bloody Effort So here’s the deal: OpenAI has shoved a new data agent into ChatGPT Work, which is supposed to help with...

macOS 27 “Golden Gate” Is Coming, and Intel Macs Get Kicked to the Curb Right then, Apple has announced that macOS 27, charmingly named Golden Gate, lands on September 14. And in true Apple fashion, they’ve decided some...