LibreOffice Fixes a Spreadsheet RCE, OpenOffice Still Dithers Like Useless Bastards
Right, here’s the grim little security farce: LibreOffice had a nasty remote code execution flaw in its spreadsheet software, where a malicious file could trick the application into running arbitrary crap on a victim’s machine. You know, the sort of bug that makes attackers very happy and admins start swearing into their coffee. The issue was tied to improperly handled links in spreadsheet documents, which meant some sneaky bastard could weaponize a file and potentially get code execution when some poor sod opened it.
The good news—such as it is in this endless parade of software stupidity—is that LibreOffice actually patched the damn thing. The fix landed in newer versions, so if you’re running an up-to-date release, you’re less likely to get your system handed over because someone emailed you a spreadsheet full of malicious shit.
OpenOffice, on the other hand, was still sitting there with its fix pending at the time of the article, like a broken vending machine full of disappointment. Since both projects share old code ancestry, OpenOffice was also affected, but unlike LibreOffice, it hadn’t shoved out a patch yet. So if you’re still clinging to OpenOffice for reasons known only to masochists and budget committees, you might want to reconsider that life choice.
The article points out that the vulnerability was serious enough to warrant proper attention because document-based attacks are bloody common. People open spreadsheet attachments every day without thinking, and that’s exactly why these bugs are dangerous as hell. A malicious spreadsheet doesn’t need to be flashy; it just needs one careless click from Dave in accounting, and then it’s game over for everyone’s afternoon.
Bottom line: update LibreOffice immediately if you haven’t already, and if you’re on OpenOffice, understand you may be sitting on vulnerable software while waiting for the fix to crawl out of whatever bureaucratic sewer it’s trapped in. Yet another reminder that patching matters, old software becomes a liability, and trusting random office documents is a fantastic way to get royally screwed.
I once watched a junior admin open a “totally legitimate” spreadsheet from an unknown sender because it had the word invoice in the subject line. Ten minutes later he was asking why half the file server was acting “a bit weird.” That, dear idiot, is what we in the trade call a learning experience. Patch your bloody software before the software patches you.
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