What We Missed: The Knicks’ Phishing Test Was a Complete Shitshow

Here’s the short version, because nobody has time to watch yet another organization trip over its own clown shoes: the New York Knicks apparently ran a phishing test that went way the hell out of bounds, and people noticed. The whole point of a phishing simulation is to train staff without acting like a pack of manipulative bastards. Instead, this one looks like it crossed the line from “security awareness” into “what the fuck were they thinking?”

The article’s point is that phishing tests are supposed to help employees recognize scams, not emotionally sucker-punch them with messages so loaded, deceptive, or inappropriate that the lesson gets buried under outrage. When security teams get too clever, they stop teaching and start alienating. And then, shockingly, employees don’t come away more security-conscious — they come away pissed off and distrustful. Fancy that.

What got missed, and what Dark Reading drags back into the light, is the broader issue: security culture matters. If your awareness program depends on humiliating users, tricking them with deeply personal bait, or pulling stunts that feel cruel, then congratulations, you’ve built a security program run on fear and resentment. That’s not awareness; that’s corporate bullshit wearing a laminated badge.

The real takeaway is simple as hell: phishing tests need boundaries. Yes, users need training. Yes, phishing is a serious threat. No, that doesn’t mean security teams get a free pass to behave like unhinged goblins in the name of “education.” Effective simulations should be realistic, measured, and ethical. If the damn exercise becomes the story instead of the threat it was supposed to teach about, you’ve already screwed it up.

And let’s be honest — this keeps happening because some security people love the gotcha more than the lesson. They want to “catch” users failing instead of designing programs that help them improve. That’s lazy, arrogant, and frankly dumb as fuck. Security is supposed to reduce risk, not create a fresh HR incident because someone thought psychological warfare would make a nice training module.

So the Knicks situation is a reminder, for anyone still capable of learning: phishing simulations should train, not torment. If your fake phish looks like something engineered by a mean-spirited troll with admin access and no adult supervision, maybe step away from the keyboard before you embarrass the whole organization.

I once watched a sysadmin send a “test” email promising emergency bonus payouts just before layoffs were announced. Half the staff nearly rioted, HR went incandescent, and the idiot still claimed it was “valuable awareness.” Sure, and setting the server room on fire is valuable heat management. Don’t be that clown.

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https://www.darkreading.com/cyber-risk/what-we-missed-knicks-phishing-test-out-of-bounds