Hackers Nick $133 Million From a French Bank Because Some Idiot Left the Side Door Open

Right, here’s the short version for those of you too busy rebooting printers and lying in status meetings: hackers managed to pull off a filthy great $133 million heist from a French bank, not by smashing through the front door like Hollywood twats, but by sneaking in through a third-party service provider. Because of course they did. Why attack the bank directly when some less-defended, underfunded, checkbox-security clown shop is hanging off the side of it like a rotten shed?

The attack hit Harvest, a French asset management firm owned by Groupe BPCE, and the crooks allegedly used access through the company’s service provider to carry out fraudulent transfers. In other words, the usual enterprise-security fairy tale: “We take security very seriously,” right up until someone compromises a supplier and legs it with a mountain of cash. This is why supply-chain risk isn’t just some wanky phrase consultants put in PowerPoints before invoicing you six figures. It’s the bit where everything goes to shit.

Authorities say around €133 million was stolen, with a chunk of it reportedly recovered or blocked, which is nice, I suppose, if you enjoy celebrating that only most of the money buggered off instead of all of it. The investigation points to organized criminals, and honestly, no surprise there. Pulling this sort of stunt via a service provider takes planning, access, timing, and the confidence that somewhere in the chain there’ll be a steaming pile of inadequate controls, weak monitoring, or someone asleep at the wheel.

The whole mess is another screaming reminder that your security posture is only as good as the most incompetent bastard with network access to your systems. You can spend millions on shiny security kit, puff yourself up with compliance badges, and still get absolutely mugged if a partner or vendor gets popped. Third-party access, transaction monitoring, segmentation, least privilege, proper audits, and not trusting every connected parasite by default — that’s the boring stuff that stops headlines like this. But no, that would require competence, and competence is apparently out of budget.

So yes, yet again, the lesson is simple: if your service provider’s security is crap, then your security is crap. And eventually some enterprising bastard will turn that into a very expensive education. Funny how that works.

Related anecdote: reminds me of a place where management spent a fortune on biometric doors, CCTV, and “military-grade” bollocks for the server room, then gave a vendor persistent remote access with a password that might as well have been password123. They were shocked — shocked! — when things went sideways. I wasn’t. I made tea, watched the panic, and updated my list of people who shouldn’t be allowed near electricity.

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https://www.bleepingcomputer.com/news/security/hackers-pull-off-133-million-french-bank-heist-via-service-provider/