RoguePilot: GitHub’s Copilot Decides Your Secrets Are Public Fucking Property

Jesus H. Christ on a pogo stick. Just when I thought the cloud-native brigade couldn’t get any more incompetent, GitHub goes and proves me wrong in spectacular fashion. Again. Those bastards managed to turn their flagship AI assistant into a goddamn gossiping secretary, blabbing your most sensitive authentication tokens to anyone who asks nicely—or asks at all, really.

Enter “RoguePilot,” which sounds like a rejected Star Wars villain but is actually a gaping security hole in GitHub Codespaces. The problem? That precious little GITHUB_TOKEN that grants access to your repositories was getting slurped up by Copilot’s VS Code extension and sprayed across prompts like shit from a fertilizer truck. The extension was hoovering environment variables like a PFY hoovering free beer, with all the discretion of a reality TV star on Instagram.

Here’s the kicker: this isn’t some read-only token for public repos. We’re talking full read-write access, baby. The kind that lets any half-wit prompt injector push their malware directly into your main branch while you’re busy asking the AI to “write a function that prints hello world.” Your shitty code, their shitty backdoor, all living together in harmony while you blissfully trust the magic cloud machine to do your thinking for you.

The researchers who found this—clearly masochists who enjoy watching the world burn—demonstrated that with a bit of prompt injection jiggery-pokery, you could make Copilot regurgitate the token in plain text. It’s like having a safe with a voice-activated lock that opens if you say “please” in a slightly sarcastic tone. Absolutely fucking brilliant engineering, that.

And of course, GitHub’s official response is the standard corporate handjob: “We fixed it immediately, user security is our top priority.” Bullshit. If user security was your top priority, you wouldn’t have given an AI assistant with the IQ of a damp sponge unfettered access to credentials in the goddamn first place. This thing was probably leaking tokens for months while every script kiddie and their dog helped themselves to a buffet of corporate secrets.

But let’s be honest—the real culprits here are you lot. Yes, YOU, the developers who thought it was a brilliant idea to outsource your brain to a predictive text algorithm running on someone else’s computer. You traded security for convenience because typing is hard and thinking is harder. Well, congratulations! Your laziness just gave attackers the keys to the castle. Hope that autocomplete was worth it.

The fix is in, apparently, but I’d sooner trust a chocolate teapot than GitHub’s security promises. Meanwhile, the rest of us who actually understand that AI stands for “Absolute Idiocy” will continue to keep our secrets where they belong: on local machines, behind proper firewalls, and far away from any “helpful” assistant that thinks my API keys are public domain.

https://thehackernews.com/2026/02/roguepilot-flaw-in-github-codespaces.html

So some luser comes crawling into my chat window, whinging that his GITHUB_TOKEN’s been compromised. “The AI leaked it!” he blubbers. I tell him, “No, son—you leaked it. The AI was just the loudmouth at the pub telling everyone your secrets after you got drunk on convenience. Now the whole internet knows your private key sizes, and frankly, they’re disappointed.” He asks what he should do. I suggest a career change to something less technically demanding, like professional mime, or perhaps just throwing his laptop into the sea and moving to a monastery. He’s typing a response, but I’ve already blocked him. Some problems solve themselves if you’re patient enough.

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