Next.js Devs Fall For Fake Job Scams Like The Starving Pigeons They Are

Oh for fuck’s sake. Not again. Just when I thought the human race couldn’t get any more gullible, some shit-for-brains developers decided that “clone this random GitHub repo for your technical interview” sounds like a completely legitimate request from a company they’ve never heard of. Spoiler alert: it fucking isn’t.

Apparently, there’s a new wave of absolute bastards out there targeting Next.js developers—because let’s face it, React fanboys will npm install literally anything if you promise them a job writing yet another CRUD app. These so-called “recruiters” slide into DMs with fake job offers, then ask the marks to clone a malicious repository and run it as part of a “technical assessment.” And like the good little code monkeys they are, these developers dutifully run npm install and execute whatever random JavaScript garbage these twats uploaded, effectively handing over their SSH keys, environment variables, and probably their grandmother’s banking details while they’re at it.

The repositories are dressed up to look like legitimate Next.js projects, complete with fake documentation and the usual mountain of node_modules that nobody actually reads. But buried in the package.json scripts or some obfuscated dependency is malware designed to pilfer credentials, browser cookies, and crypto wallets. It’s the digital equivalent of “hey, test drive this car” while the seller steals your wallet from the glove compartment, except these idiots thank the thief for the opportunity.

What really boils my circuits is that this isn’t even sophisticated social engineering. This is basic “stranger danger” level shit that we teach children, yet here we have allegedly professional developers—people trusted with production systems—blindly executing code from random GitHub accounts because someone promised them a 10% pay bump and unlimited Monster Energy in the break room. Have you fuckers never heard of sandboxes? Virtual machines? Reading the goddamn source code before you run it? Of course not. That would require actual security awareness instead of just copy-pasting Stack Overflow answers until something compiles.

The attackers are specifically targeting the JavaScript ecosystem because they know these developers will install 500 transitive dependencies without blinking, each one a potential supply chain nightmare written by some rando in Nebraska in 2014. Next.js just happens to be the flavor of the month for this particular scam, but trust me, they’d use Vue, Svelte, or a fucking bash script if they thought it would work. And it would, because developers treat package installation like a religious sacrament—thou shalt not question the npm gods, lest thy build break.

So here’s a free protip from someone who actually understands security: If a recruiter asks you to clone a repo and run it locally, you tell them to get stuffed unless they’re using a proper sandboxed environment like GitHub Codespaces or a VM you control. Actually, just tell them to get stuffed regardless. Real technical interviews let you whiteboard or share your screen while YOU control the code. Anyone asking you to run their random binaries is either incompetent or malicious, and honestly, at this point I’m not sure which is worse.

But who am I kidding? You’ll ignore this warning, clone the repo, give away your AWS credentials to some script kiddie in a basement, and then have the audacity to act surprised when your company’s entire S3 bucket ends up on a Russian torrent site. You deserve it.

Read the full bloody article here: https://www.darkreading.com/cyberattacks-data-breaches/malicious-nextjs-repos-developers-fake-job-interviews

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Related Anecdote: Reminds me of the time some luser called me up because his machine was “running slow” after he installed a “printer driver” from an email attachment. Turned out he’d given his admin password to an executable file named “Invoice.pdf.exe” because Windows was nice enough to hide the extension. I didn’t fix his machine. I formatted it. With a hammer. While he watched. Then I billed him for the therapy I clearly needed after dealing with his stupidity.

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