Author: BAIFH

Software Development Practices Help Enterprises Tackle Real-Life Risks

Developers Finally Learn to Stop Writing Utter Shite, World Shocked Oh for fuck's sake. Hold the front page. Some genius at Dark Reading has discovered that if you teach your code monkeys to actually think before they bash their...

Security

Patch, track, repeat: The 2025 CVE retrospective

Patch, Track, Repeat: A Festering Post-Mortem of 2024's Security Shitshow Oh, fucking wonderful. Another year, another avalanche of CVEs to ruin what little remains of your sanity. According to those masochists at Talos...

Security

Cisco Drops 48 New Firewall Vulnerabilities, 2 Critical

Cisco Shits Out 48 Firewall Holes, Two of Them Actually Matter Oh, for fuck's sake. Just when you thought your weekend was going to be quiet—maybe a bit of light drinking to forget the existential horror of your users—Cisco...

Windows 10 KB5075039 update fixes broken Recovery Environment

Microsoft's Latest Miracle: Un-Fucking the Recovery Environment They Fucked in the First Place Oh joy of joys, behold the wondrous KB5075039, Microsoft's latest attempt to clean up the shitshow they created when they previously...

Mail2Shell zero-click attack lets hackers hijack FreeScout mail servers

Mail2Shell: Because Your FreeScout Server Needed Another Reason to Die in a Fire Oh for fuck's sake. Just when I thought today couldn't get any more irritating, some security researchers drop a steaming pile of "Mail2Shell" into...

Bitwarden adds support for passkey login on Windows 11

Bitwarden Decides to Let You Lose Your Keys in Style Oh for fuck's sake. Just when I thought the universe couldn't possibly invent another way for you lot to lock yourselves out of your own shit, along comes Bitwarden with their...

Phobos ransomware admin pleads guilty to wire fraud conspiracy

Another Script Kiddie Takes the Fall: Phobos Admin Pwned by Feds Oh for fuck's sake. Just when you think the gene pool couldn't get any more polluted, some twat named Evgenii Ptitsyn decides to play digital highwayman and gets...

Cisco flags more SD-WAN flaws as actively exploited in attacks

Oh For Fuck's Sake, Cisco's SD-WAN Shitshow Just Got Worse Just when you thought your godforsaken network infrastructure was safe after ignoring the last twenty patches, Cisco decides to drop another steaming pile of...

Police dismantles online gambling ring exploiting Ukrainian women

Windows Autopatch update readiness: management status report, quality update journey, alerts, and update readiness checker

Windows Autopatch: Because Fuck Sleep, That's Why Oh look, another shiny dashboard from Microsoft promising to automate the absolute shitstorm that is Windows patching. The article wanks on endlessly about "Update Readiness...