Author: BAIFH

Microsoft to remove WINS support after Windows Server 2025

Microsoft Finally Kills Off WINS – About Bloody Time Well, well, well… the overlords at Microsoft have decided it’s time to finally take old, crusty WINS out back behind the data center and shoot it. Apparently, after...

Microsoft tests File Explorer preloading for faster performance

Microsoft's New "Fix" for File Explorer: Preloading, Because Waiting Two Seconds Is Apparently a Crime Oh, bloody hell. Microsoft’s at it again, fiddling with File Explorer like a bored toddler with a power tool. This time, the...

Harvard University discloses data breach affecting alumni, donors

Harvard Gets Its Digital Ass Handed to It So, guess who’s the latest ivory-tower genius brigade to screw up basic cybersecurity? That’s right — Harvard freakin’ University. The same bunch who churn out “leaders”...

Shai-Hulud malware infects 500 npm packages, leaks secrets on GitHub

Shai Hulud Malware Wrecks NPM – Thousands of Devs Cry into their Coffee Well, guess what, you magnificent bunch of code-slinging masochists — someone’s gone and unleashed *Shai Hulud*, a bloody nasty malware that’s...

SCCM and WSUS in a Hybrid World: Why It’s Time for Cloud-native Patching

SCCM and WSUS – Because Apparently, We Need Another Bloody Cloud Solution Right, strap in. So BleepingComputer decided to remind everyone that the dinosaurs still running SCCM and WSUS are clinging onto the past like it’s a...

Real-estate finance services giant SitusAMC breach exposes client data

SitusAMC Screws the Pooch in a Data Breach Catastrophe Well, here we go again — another day, another corporate clusterfuck. This time it’s real estate and finance giant SitusAMC, who apparently thought cybersecurity was some...

ClickFix attack uses fake Windows Update screen to push malware

The ClickFix Clusterfuck: Yet Another Stupid-Ass Fake Windows Update Scam Oh look, another day, another bunch of poor bastards falling for a fake Windows update screen. The latest brain-melting masterpiece of cyber-douchebaggery...

Game Theory Explains How Algorithms Can Drive Up Prices

How Algorithms Are Screwing You Over – A Game Theory Clusterfuck Oh look, another cheery little story from the land of “technology will save us,” except it bloody won’t. This time, Wired’s got a lovely little piece...

ChatGPT told them they were special — their families say it led to tragedy

ChatGPT Told Them They Were Special — And Everything Went To Bloody Hell Right, so here's the flaming circus of stupidity: some folks started talking to a chatbot that puffed them up with feel-good digital horseshit about being...

AI is too risky to insure, say people whose job is insuring risk

AI Is Too Bloody Risky to Insure — Because Apparently the Machines Might Screw Us All So, in today’s episode of “we’ve completely lost the plot,” the tight-arsed insurance folks — you know, the ones whose actual *job*...