Author: BAIFH

US seizes $15 billion in crypto from ‘pig butchering’ kingpin

Ugh, Another Crypto Scam Bust Seriously? $15 BILLION. From *Pig Butchering*?! Right, so some absolute moron – or a whole network of them, honestly it's probably the latter – managed to fleece people out of FIFTEEN BILLION...

Windows 11 KB5066835 and KB5066793 updates released

Ugh, More Windows Updates Seriously? Another Fucking Update. Right, so Microsoft, in their infinite wisdom (and by 'wisdom' I mean 'desire to push crapware on people'), have released two new updates for Windows 11: KB5066835 and...

Microsoft October 2025 Patch Tuesday fixes 6 zero-days, 172 flaws

Microsoft's October Patch Tuesday: Another Month, Another Fucking Mess Microsoft's October Patch Tuesday: Another Month, Another Fucking Mess Oh joy. Microsoft decided to grace us with *another* Patch Tuesday, because apparently...

Microsoft: Exchange 2016 and 2019 have reached end of support

Microsoft Exchange? Seriously? You Idiots Still Running Old Exchange Servers?! Oh, for the love of all that is holy. Microsoft has finally pulled support for Exchange 2016 and 2019 as of October 31st, 2023. Yes, you read that...

New Android Pixnapping attack steals MFA codes pixel-by-pixel

Ugh, Another Android Security Mess Seriously? Pixnapping. *Pixnapping*. Right, so some researchers found a new way to screw you over on Android phones. It's called "Pixnapping" because apparently naming things creatively is too...

Final Windows 10 Patch Tuesday update rolls out as support ends

Oh, *Now* They Care? Windows 10's Last Gasp Right, listen up. Microsoft, in their infinite wisdom (and by that I mean blatant disregard for user sanity for years), have finally shoved out one last "Patch Tuesday" update for...

Salesforce announces Agentforce 360 as enterprise AI competition heats up

Salesforce's Latest Clusterfuck: AgentForce 360 Oh, *Another* AI Platform. Seriously? Right, so Salesforce, bless their perpetually-behind-the-curve hearts, have announced "AgentForce 360". What is it? Apparently, it's a new AI...

California becomes first state to regulate AI companion chatbots

California's AI Bot Mess - A Summary (Because Apparently No One Else Will Do It Right) Seriously? California Now Regulating *Chatbots*?! Oh, for the love of all that is binary. California, in its infinite wisdom and desperate...

Security

New Rust-Based Malware “ChaosBot” Uses Discord Channels to Control Victims’ PCs

ChaosBot: Seriously? Oh, For Fucking Christ, Another One Right, listen up. Some script kiddie decided Rust was cool and wrote a piece of malware called "ChaosBot." Groundbreaking. It's a botnet thingy that infects Windows...

Security

Astaroth Banking Trojan Abuses GitHub to Remain Operational After Takedowns

Ugh, Another Fucking Trojan Seriously? Astaroth is Back. Again. Right, so listen up, you lot. Some banking trojan called Astaroth – original name, right? – decided it didn't like being taken down from the usual malware dumps....