Category: AI

CES 2026: The Shiny Trash Fire of Tech and Gizmos Ah, CES 2026 — the one place on Earth where every overcaffeinated startup and megacorp collectively forgets that just because you can slap AI on a toaster doesn’t mean you...

CES 2026: Where Every Bloody Thing Has an AI and Calls Itself a Robot So CES 2026 rolls around, and guess what? Every smug company and their overcaffeinated PR team are bleating about “physical AI”. That’s right —...

Ozlo Is Turning Your Sleep Into Data Gold, You Tired Bastard Right, so Ozlo — yeah, those cheeky bastards who made those Sleepbuds that *kinda* worked before dying mid-snore — are at it again. They’ve decided that just...

Google and Character.AI Finally Try to Un-Fuck Their Chatbot Disaster So apparently, the geniuses over at Google and Character.AI finally realised that maybe—just maybe—having chatbots give shitty, life-ending advice to...

Google’s Brilliant Idea: Let AI Babysit Your Bloody Inbox So apparently, the geniuses over at Google decided that you, the perpetually inbox-drowning meatbag, can’t handle your own damn email anymore. Enter the new “AI...

Craigslist: The Gloriously Ugly Cockroach of the Internet That Refuses to Die Ah, Craigslist. That digital landfill that somehow turned into the last damn refuge for human interaction not fueled by algorithms and ads tracking...

The Former Bolt Guy Strikes Gold Again – Because Apparently the Universe Rewards Chaos So here we bloody go again. Maju Kuruvilla, the former CEO of Bolt, you know — that checkout company that made "one-click" look like a...

Gmail’s New AI Crapfest — Because Apparently, We Needed More Algorithms Deciding Our Lives So, the wizards at Google have decided that your inbox wasn’t already enough of a digital landfill, so they’ve lobbed some new AI...

2026: The Bloody “Year of the Consumer” – According to Yet Another Overconfident VC Right, so some shiny-shoed venture capitalist has decided that 2026 is going to be *the year of the consumer*. Because of course it is....

Elon Musk’s Lawsuit Against OpenAI – The Tech Soap Opera from Hell Oh, for fuck’s sake — Elon bloody Musk is at it again, throwing another tantrum big enough to register on the Richter scale. Apparently, he’s suing his...