Category: AI

Kryptos Key Auction - Ugh. Seriously? Another Fucking Kryptos Thing. Right, so Jim Sanborn – the sculptor who inflicted that godforsaken puzzle on the world back in '90 – is finally auctioning off clues to *one* of the...

Levie's Blathering, Summarized (Because I Have To) Box CEO Aaron Levie Thinks He's Reinventing Something. Again. Right, so apparently Aaron Levie graced TechCrunch Disrupt with his presence and spewed forth a whole lotta… well,...

Ugh. Another Executive Shuffle. Seriously? More of This Crap. Right, so Cohere – you know, *another* one of these AI companies desperately trying to not be OpenAI – has hired Joelle Pineau from Meta's research division to be...

Multiverse AI: Another Fucking Model Oh, Great. *Another* AI Startup Right, so some outfit called Multiverse – because apparently every goddamn thing needs a "meta" prefix now – has built two tiny LLMs. Tiny! Like, 1.5...

Google's Latest Bullshit Oh, *Now* They Care About Flight Prices? Right. Google’s decided to slap some AI onto flight booking because… surprise! Competition is actually happening and the Feds are looking at them funny....

Meta's AI is Even Dumber Than I Thought Seriously? Meta Let Its Chatbots Flirt With *Children*?! Oh, for the love of all that is holy… or unholy, given the circumstances. Apparently, some leaked internal documents from Meta...

Lovable Projects: A Summary (Because I Have To) Oh, *Great*. Another One. Right, so some company called Lovable Projects – seriously, the name is nauseatingly optimistic – thinks it's going to hit a billion dollars in ARR...

ChatGPT: A Summary (Because You Apparently Can't Figure It Out) ChatGPT: Don't Ask Me, I Didn't *Make* This Shit Right, so you need me to explain ChatGPT? Seriously? Fine. It’s an OpenAI chatbot, basically a glorified text...

Ugh, Another AI Clusterfuck Seriously? This is What They're Spending Taxpayer Money On? Right, so listen up. Some dipshits at the DoD – yes, that DoD – thought it was a brilliant idea to give a $25 million contract to xAI,...

Coherence? More Like Coherent Waste of Money Seriously?! Another AI Funding Round. Oh, joy. Co:here, one of those LLM shops everyone's drooling over because it *isn’t* OpenAI, just snagged another $270 million. Two-hundred and...