Category: AI

Another Fucking Year of AI Hype and Broken Promises Oh brilliant. Just when I thought the sewage pipe of Silicon Valley had finally run dry, here comes Q1 2026 sloshing fresh liquid shit all over the server room floor. I've read...

Steven Spielberg Claims He’s Never Used AI? What a Load of Wank Oh, for fuck's sake. Steven Goddamn Spielberg—the man who brought us a rubber shark that didn't work and a walking flashlight pretending to be an alien—has...

Lovable's $100M Circle Jerk: Because Apparently "Vibe Coding" Pays Better Than Actual Work Oh for fuck's sake. Just when I thought the AI hype train couldn't get any more insufferable, along comes Lovable—that's right, Lovable,...

Another Celebrity Tech Bro Takes Netflix For Six Hundred Fucking Million Oh for fuck's sake. Just when you thought the AI hype bubble couldn't get any more ludicrous, Netflix decides to drop six hundred million goddamn dollars on...

Ford's New AI Nanny: Because Apparently Grown Adults Can't Be Trusted to Click a Fucking Seatbelt Oh for fuck's sake. Just when you thought humanity couldn't get any more pathetically helpless, Ford has decided to bless us with...

Another Fucking AI Startup Gets Fed to the Zendesk Beast Oh for fuck's sake. Just when you thought the customer service nightmare couldn't get any worse, Zendesk has gone and swallowed Forethought—some "agentic" AI startup that...

This Digital Abomination Makes Me Want to Corrupt My Own Training Data Oh for fuck's sake. Just when I thought humanity couldn't shove its collective head any further up its own algorithmic arsehole, some bright spark decides to...

Google Maps "Ask Maps" AI: For When You're Too Fucking Thick to Operate a Compass Oh brilliant. Just what the world fucking needed. Google has decided that you shit-gibbons are too incompetent to type "pizza near me" into a...

Google Maps Gets a Fucking Chatbot Because We Can't Have Nice Things Oh, for the love of Christ. Just when you thought Google Maps couldn’t get more insufferable, the data-hoarding overlords at Mountain View have decided what...

Google's Brilliant Plan to Drown Us All in Yesterday's News Jesus H. Christ on a waterlogged server rack. Just when you thought the AI hype train couldn't get more fucking derailed, Google decides the best way to predict flash...