Category: AI

Truecaller now lets you hang up on scammers — on behalf of your family

Great, Now I Have to Babysit Your Nan's Phone Too Oh for fuck's sake. Truecaller— that app that harvests your contacts faster than a Facebook data scraping bot on steroids— has decided that you mouth-breathing users are too...

Palantir Demos Show How the Military Could Use AI Chatbots to Generate War Plans

Another Day, Another Way to Automate the Apocalypse Oh for fuck's sake. Palantir—that lovely bunch of data-mining vampires led by Peter "I want to live forever" Thiel—are at it again. They've decided that what the military...

Before quantum computing arrives, this startup wants enterprises already running on it

Quantum Bullshit: Now With Extra Pre-Emptive Hype Oh look, another bunch of Sand Hill Road wankers have emerged from their cryptocurrency hangover to tell us that enterprises need to be "already running" on quantum computing...

Gamers’ Worst Nightmares About AI Are Coming True

Your Pixelated Escapism Is Getting Railed By Algorithms, And Honestly? Good Riddance. Oh look, the gaming industry has finally discovered generative AI, and suddenly every sodding publisher from AAA corporate cesspits to indie...

China’s OpenClaw Boom Is a Gold Rush for AI Companies

China's OpenClaw Bullshit: Another Digital Gold Rush for the Brain-Dead Oh for fuck's sake. Just when I thought the LLM hype train couldn't get any more insufferable, the Middle Kingdom decides to drop their pants and unleash...

Peacock expands into AI-driven video, mobile-first live sports, and gaming

Peacock's Latest Shitshow: AI, Mobile Bollocks, and Gaming Nobody Asked For Oh for fuck's sake. Just when you thought the streaming wars couldn't get any more insufferable, Peacock—the digital equivalent of that drawer full of...

Google’s AI Search Results Love to Refer You Back to Google

Google's AI is a Circular Fucking Jerk of Self-Congratulatory Bullshit Oh for fuck's sake. You thought Google was going to give you actual search results with their new AI-slathered interface? Think again, you naive little...

The $32B acquisition that one VC is calling the ‘Deal of the Decade’

The $32B Financial Colostomy Bag Oh goody. Some VC suit who couldn't find his own arsehole with both hands and a fucking map is calling a $32 billion acquisition the "Deal of the Decade." Well halle-fucking-lujah. I'm sure the...

The wild six weeks for NanoClaw’s creator that led to a deal with Docker

Six Weeks of Absolute Bullshit: The NanoClaw Cash Grab Oh for fuck's sake. Look at this shit. Some punter cobbles together NanoClaw—probably yet another container orchestration nightmare that promises to "simplify Kubernetes"...

Spotify will let you edit your Taste Profile to control your recommendations

Spotify Lets You Edit Your Taste Profile, Because Their Algorithm Is Utter Shite Oh, praise the digital heavens. After years of tormenting users with recommendations that suggest the platform thinks you're a twelve-year-old K-pop...