Category: AI

Another Fucking Unicorn Spawns in the SaaS Swamp Oh for fuck's sake. "Wonderful"—that's the name? Really? That's the kind of hallucination a marketing wanker has after snorting organic quinoa off their standing desk in the...

Alexa+ Gets a 'Fucking' Personality Option, Because We're All Twelve Apparently Oh, for fuck's sake. Just when you thought humanity couldn't descend any further into the shit-filled abyss of stupidity, Amazon announces that...

Gumloop Gets $50M to Turn Your Mouth-Breathing Colleagues Into AI Agent "Developers" Oh for fuck's sake. Just when you thought the tech industry couldn't get any more determined to destroy the last vestiges of sanity in your...

Grammarly's Latest Clusterfuck: Turning Writers Into Unpaid Digital Slaves Oh for fuck's sake. Just when you thought the AI grift couldn't get any more soul-crushingly parasitic, Grammarly decides to treat professional writers...

Congratulations, You Need a Fucking Robot to Get Laid Now Oh brilliant. Just fucking brilliant. Bumble has decided that you mouth-breathing troglodytes are so utterly incompetent at human interaction that they've launched...

Oh Look, Atlassian Discovered The "Fire Everyone And Blame The Robot" Playbook Oh for fuck's sake, here we go again. Atlassian—those wonderful bastards who brought you the digital equivalent of a paper cut generator known as...

Nick Fox and the Great Gemini Ad-Injection Clusterfuck Oh brilliant. Just fucking brilliant. Nick Fox—Google's VP of Search, Ads, and Ruining Everything Good—has officially announced that they're not ruling out cramming...

Tinder's Pathetic Attempt to Drag You Back Into Their Swiping Hell Oh for fuck's sake. Just when you thought you'd escaped the digital meat market, Tinder is back with yet another desperate scheme to monetize your crushing...

For Fuck's Sake, Now The Robots Are Haggling Over Your Broken Toasters Look at this absolute shitshow. Facebook Marketplace—that digital cesspit where people offload stolen bikes and furniture from their bitter divorces—has...

Anthropic's Defense Department Circle Jerk and Other AI Atrocities Oh for fuck's sake. Just when you thought the AI hype train couldn't derail any harder into the ravine of human stupidity, Wired comes along with this week's...