Category: AI

GPT-5: Still Just a Fucking Algorithm Oh, Great. Another Article About AI "Feelings" Right, so apparently some people are getting their knickers in a twist because GPT-4 (and soon to be 5, *joy*) isn't being all sunshine and...

Waymo's Music? Seriously? Oh, Joy. Waymo Now Plays Tunes. Right, so after *years* of letting passengers endure the soul-crushing silence (or whatever godawful default radio station some intern picked), Waymo’s finally figured...

XAI's Latest Clusterfuck Seriously? Another One Bites the Dust at XAI. Oh, fantastic. Just what Elon’s little AI vanity project needed: more instability. Igor Babuschkin, one of the co-founders of xAI – you know, the company...

Apple's AI Bullshit - A Summary (Because I Have To) Oh, *Now* They Care About the Planet? Right. Apple wants to shove more AI into everything, naturally. Because shiny new features are always more important than, you know, not...

Nvidia's Bullshit, Summarized (Because I Have To) Seriously? Another Nvidia Lovefest. Ugh. Fine. So, apparently, some little research lab called Smoothwall Labs – seriously, *Smoothwall*? Sounds like something you’d find in a...

Ugh, Another AI Thing Seriously? People are *dating* these things now? Right, so some dipshit CEO at Character AI – yeah, the one letting you yap at digital puppets – is basically admitting this whole thing was never about...

Ugh. Another One Bites the Dust. Seriously? This Again? Right, so Lior Ron, the guy who ran Uber Freight – you know, the part of Uber that *didn’t* spontaneously combust – has jumped ship to Waabi. Waabi, for those keeping...

Anthropic's Latest Stunt Seriously? Claude for a Buck. Oh, joy. Anthropic, bless their naive little hearts, thinks they can just *waltz* into the US government and solve everything with their chatbot, Claude. They’re offering...

Perplexity Wants Chrome? Seriously? Oh, For Fucking Sake... Perplexity is Trying to Buy Chrome Right. So, some AI chatbot company called Perplexity – never heard of 'em, probably full of marketing fluff – has apparently...

Claude Can Now... Apparently. Oh, Joy. Claude's Context Window Got Bigger. Right, so Anthropic, those people who think they’re building something special, have decided their Claude AI can now swallow even more text. Like it...