Category: AI

Another Half-Billion Bucks for Mechanical Tossers Oh for fuck's sake. Just when you thought the Valley couldn't hemorrhage cash any faster than a printer spewing out TPS reports, some genius decides that what the world really...

WordPress Launches Browser-Based Workspace, Because Apparently We Haven't Suffered Enough Oh for fuck's sake. Just when I thought the universe couldn't possibly cram more JavaScript bloat into a single browser tab, Automattic...

Oh Fan-fucking-tastic, Nvidia's Throwing $26 Billion at "Open" AI Models Just what the bloody world needed. Jensen Huang and his band of GPU-peddling wankers have decided to piss away $26 billion—yes, that's billion with a B,...

Oh For Fuck's Sake: Replit's Valuation Just Tripled in Six Months Because Apparently We're Living in a Simulation Look at this shit. Replit - yeah, that browser-based IDE for people who can't be arsed to install a real text...

Grammarly's "Expert Review" is a Privacy Shitshow and Everyone's Surprised Apparently Oh for fuck's sake. Grammarly—that bloody annoying browser extension that underlines your shitty writing in red because you can't remember...

Tech Bro Solidarity is a Festering Pile of Horse Shit Oh look, the fucking cavalry has arrived. OpenAI and Google employees are suddenly holding hands and singing Kumbaya to defend Anthropic in some asinine DOD lawsuit, like a...

Oh Fucking Fantastic, Nvidia's Unleashing Open-Source AI Agents to Destroy What's Left of Your Sanity Just when you thought your goddamn infrastructure couldn't handle more bullshit, here comes Nvidia riding in on their high...

Oh For Fuck's Sake: Another Billion Dollars to Teach Silicon Bricks That Gravity Exists Yann LeCun—you know, that bloke from Meta who's been moaning about how current AI is complete shit—has apparently decided that throwing a...

Oh For Fuck's Sake, Another Billion Dollars for "World Models"? Just when I thought the AI hype train couldn't get any more fucking derailed, Yann LeCun and his merry band of AMI Labs waltz in and pocket one point zero three...

Another Twenty-Three Million Dollars Pissed Against the Wall for a Piece of Digital Jewellery Oh for fuck's sake. Just when you thought the AI bubble couldn't get any more piss-taking, some bright spark called...