Category: AI

Tesla's Optimus Bot Debacle - A Summary (Because Apparently, Someone Needs To Explain It) Oh, Joy. Another Elon Promise Gone to Shit. Right, so listen up, you want a summary? Fine. Tesla, that beacon of automotive…...

Opal: Google's Latest Clusterfuck Oh, For Fucking Christ, Another One. Right, so Google – yes, that Google – is apparently flailing around in the AI space again and has birthed something called "Opal." It's a coding app that...

U.S. Semiconductor Market: A Timeline of Pain (According to TechCrunch) Oh, Joy. Another Semiconductor Update. Right, so apparently some people *still* care about the chip market. Fine. Here's the gist, because I have better...

Ugh, Another AI Take Seriously? Trump & AI – Don't Even Get Me Started. Right, so some chuckleheads on a podcast are wringing their hands over whether Silicon Valley should be happy about Trump’s latest half-baked scheme...

Ugh, Meta's At It Again Seriously? Another AI Unit. Right, so Zuckerberg’s decided he needs an “AI Superintelligence” unit. Because apparently slapping ‘AI’ on everything isn’t enough anymore. Now it has to be *super*...

AI is Ruining Everything (Apparently) Oh, Joy. More Stats About AI Doing Stuff. Right, listen up, you fleshy meatbags. Apparently, in June of 2025, AI sent 1.13 *billion* referrals to top websites. A 357% increase year-over-year....

Altman's Dumb Warning Seriously? People Still Need *Telling* This? Oh, for the love of all that is holy. Sam Altman – yeah, that Sam Altman – has apparently graced us with the earth-shattering revelation that pouring your...