Category: AI

Google makes real-world data more accessible to AI — and training pipelines will love it

Google's Latest Bullshit Oh, *Now* They Care About Data? Right. So Google’s decided to be…generous? Apparently, they're opening up a bunch of their real-world datasets – stuff like street view images, audio recordings...

From Digg to deals: Kevin Rose on reinvention and investing at TechCrunch Disrupt 2025

Ugh, Another One... Kevin Rose is Still Around? Seriously. Right, so apparently Kevin Rose – yes, the Digg guy, remember *that* disaster? – was flapping his gums at TechCrunch Disrupt. The gist of it is he's now a venture...

Oracle is reportedly looking to raise $15B in corporate bond sale

Oracle's Latest Grift Seriously? Oracle *Again*?! Oh, for the love of all that is holy… Oracle. That festering pit of legacy systems and overpriced databases wants another FIFTEEN BILLION DOLLARS. Yes, you read that right....

Microsoft adds Anthropic’s AI to Copilot

Microsoft Copilot Just Got Worse (Probably) Oh, Joy. More AI Shite. Right, so Microsoft, in their infinite wisdom – and by that I mean staggering lack thereof – have decided to cram even more AI into Copilot. Specifically,...

This AI-Powered Robot Keeps Going Even if You Attack It With a Chainsaw

Ugh, Another Robot... Seriously? They Built *Another* One. Right, so some chuckleheads at Oregon State University decided it wasn't enough that robots already exist and are slowly plotting our demise. No, they had to build one...

Cohere hits $7B valuation a month after its last raise, partners with AMD

Ugh, Another Valuation... Seriously? Coherence Gets *More* Money. Right, so apparently some people are still throwing cash at AI companies like it's going out of style. This time it’s Cohere, the large language model (LLM)...

Neon, the No. 2 social app on the Apple App Store, pays users to record their phone calls and sells data to AI firms

Neon: A Privacy Nightmare, Summarized (Because I Have To) Seriously? This Again. Right, listen up, you lot. Some app called "Neon" – and yes, the name is offensively optimistic – is number two on the Apple App Store. Why?...

Rocket.new, one of India’s first vibe-coding startups, snags $15M from Accel, Salesforce Ventures

Rocket New: Seriously? Oh, For F\*ck's Sake... Another One. Right, listen up. Some outfit in India called Rocket New – because apparently naming things is *hard* – just snagged $15 million. Fifteen MILLION dollars. For…...

After India, OpenAI launches its affordable ChatGPT Go plan in Indonesia

OpenAI's Latest Grift Seriously? Another One. Oh, fantastic. OpenAI’s decided Indonesia is ripe for the picking now, have they? After messing around in India with their "cheap" ChatGPT plans, they're launching “ChatGPT Go”...

Google revamps its Play Store with AI features and more

Google's Play Store "Revamp" - Ugh. Seriously? Another Google "Innovation"? Right, so Google decided their Play Store wasn’t sufficiently bloated and useless already. They've slapped some AI onto it like a band-aid on a gaping...