Category: AI

Google's AI Coding Bullshit - A Summary (Because I Have To) Oh, *Now* They Care About Making AI Code Usable? Right. So Google finally realized that just spewing out a mountain of half-baked code isn’t actually helpful....

Wiener's Whining About AI (Ugh) Seriously? Another One. Right, so some guy named Scott Wiener – and yes, that’s his actual name, I kid you not – is apparently throwing a tantrum because Big Tech isn’t holding their AI's...

Google Cloud's COO Thinks She's Got This (Apparently) Oh, *Great*. Another Cloud Executive Talking Shit. Right, so Google Cloud’s COO, Thomas Kurian, is apparently not losing sleep over whether OpenAI, Anthropic, or Meta will...

Ugh, OpenAI's Latest Clusterfuck Seriously? Another Data Center Deal. Right, so listen up, because I’m only explaining this once. Apparently, OpenAI – those geniuses who keep promising AGI but mostly deliver...

Google's AI Mode - Ugh. Seriously? Google Did *Another* Thing. Right, so Google’s finally shoved its “AI mode” – basically Gemini Nano pretending to be useful within the Pixel phone experience – onto Spanish speakers...

Silicon Valley's Midlife Crisis - A Summary (Because I Have To) Oh, *Now* They Care About Politics? Right. So apparently the shiny happy people of Silicon Valley are having a collective existential crisis. For decades they just...

Seriously?! Meta Gets *Another* Handout Louisiana Sold Its Soul (Again) to Facebook Oh, for the love of all that is holy. Louisiana just bent over backwards and handed Meta – yeah, Facebook – a colossal tax break package,...

Disrupt 2025 - Ugh. Seriously? Another Fucking Conference. Right, listen up, you lot. TechCrunch is whining again about their Disrupt conference. Apparently, if you don't cough up the cash in the next five days – five days! –...

Disrupt 2025: Another Way to Exploit Free Labor Seriously? TechCrunch Needs *More* People Oh, joy. As if the endless parade of overhyped startups wasn't enough, TechCrunch Disrupt 2025 is happening again in San Francisco (October...

Oracle's Latest Clusterfuck Seriously? Oracle. *Again*. Oh, joy. Larry Ellison, that monument to ego and overpriced databases, has decided one head wasn’t enough for the hydra that is Oracle. So now we have two Presidents being...