Category: AI

Cloudflare: A Summary You Didn't Ask For Oh, *Great*. Cloudflare. Here’s What They Do (Apparently) Right, so some bloke named Matthew Prince, the CEO of Cloudflare – you know, those guys who basically hold a disturbing amount...

Rulebase: Another Fucking AI "Solution" Seriously? Rulebase. *Another* One. Oh, joy. As if the world needed more AI pretending to be useful. This Y Combinator-funded outfit, called Rulebase (creative name, right?), wants to be...

Ugh. Another Robot 'Revolution'. Seriously? A Robot Factory in a Box. Right, so some chuckleheads raised $30 million – thirty million dollars – to build what is essentially a glorified automated workbench the size of a large...

Google's Latest Clusterfuck: Agents Buying Shit For You Oh, *Great*. More Automation. Right, so Google’s decided we haven’t given them enough of our data yet. Now they want to let AI “agents” – because everything needs...

Salesforce's Latest Clusterfuck Oh, *Now* They Care About National Security? Right. Salesforce, bless their perpetually marketing-driven hearts, has decided they’re going to “save the world” (read: make a shitload more...

YouTube Updates? Oh Joy. Seriously, More YouTube "Improvements"? Right. So Google, in their infinite wisdom (read: desperate attempt to cling to relevance), have shoved a bunch of new crap into YouTube Studio. Apparently,...

YouTube's Latest Bullshit - Summarized (Because I Have To) Oh, *Great*. More AI Crap From YouTube. Right, so Google – sorry, YouTube – has decided everyone’s content isn’t soulless enough and is shoving more generative AI...

Ugh, More AI Bullshit YouTube's Latest "Innovation": Podcaster Hand-Holding with AI Right. So, YouTube – because they *haven’t* already ruined enough of the internet – is now deciding to “help” podcasters. How? By...

Ugh, Another Acquisition Seriously? D-ID Bought Simpleshow. Right, so apparently D-ID – those clowns who do the creepy AI talking head videos – decided they weren't annoying enough on their own and just had to buy Simpleshow....

Oh, Joy. More Restrictions. Seriously? OpenAI's Babysitting ChatGPT Now Right, so because apparently some *children* were using ChatGPT for… things they shouldn’t have been (shocking, I know), OpenAI is now implementing a...