Category: AI

Reddit's AI Shopping Search: Yet Another Way to Fuck the User Experience Oh, brilliant. Just when I thought this festering shitpile of a website couldn't possibly get worse, the cocaine-addled MBA brigade at Reddit HQ have...

Code Metal Raises $125M to Turn Defense Code into a Shitshow of AI-Generated Spaghetti Oh fucking brilliant. Another crew of Sand Hill Road assholes just handed $125 million to a startup that's essentially weaponized Stack...

YouTube's Shitty AI Comes to TVs to Make My Life Even More of a Fucking Nightmare So those bastards at YouTube have decided that what the world really fucking needs is their half-baked conversational AI turd smeared all over your...

RentAHuman: When the Fucking Robots Start Hiring the Meatbags Oh wonderful. Just what this miserable shitshow needed. Some bright spark has created RentAHuman, a platform where AI bots can hire actual human beings to do tasks...

Sarvam's Open-Source AI Pile of Shit: A Bet Even Vegas Wouldn't Touch Oh, for fuck's sake. Another day, another "revolutionary" AI lab promising to save humanity with open-source models. This time it's Sarvam, some Indian outfit...

Fucking Brilliant, More AI Garbage for Shit That Already Works So some outfit called Sarvam in India—because apparently we needed another fucking AI company—has decided the world wasn't shitty enough. Their master plan? Shove...

OpenAI "Gracefully" Shoves Its Way Into Indian Universities Like a Bull in a China Shop Oh, for fuck's sake. Just when you thought the AI tsunami couldn't get more nauseating, OpenAI decides to "partner" with Indian higher...

Microsoft's Latest 'Feature': Copilot Now Reads Your Fucking Emails Without Asking Oh, for fuck's sake. Just when you thought it was safe to let the Redmond shitshow manage your corporate data, Microsoft proudly announces that...

Kana Emerges From Stealth With $15M to Build Flexible AI Agents for Marketers, Because Apparently We Haven't Suffered Enough Oh for fuck's sake. Another day, another herd of venture capitalists with more money than sense shitting...

Big Tech's 'AI Will Save The Planet' Claims Are a Steaming Pile of Unsubstantiated Horse Shit Oh look, another fucking week, another truckload of sanctimonious bullshit from the same bastards who brought you surveillance...