Category: AI

Google Adds Music Generation to Gemini, Because Apparently Text Wasn't Fucking Annoying Enough Oh for fuck's sake. Just when you thought the AI wankery couldn't get any more insufferable, Google decides to shove music generation...

World Labs Lands $200M From Autodesk And I Already Want To Throw My Fucking Workstation Out The Window So some bunch of muppets called "World Labs" just got $200 MILLION from Autodesk... because apparently burning money is now a...

Amazon's Blue Jay Robot Shits the Bed After 5 Months - Management Surprised, Techies Not So Amazon's latest mechanical turd, the Blue Jay robotics project, has been ceremoniously wheeled behind the shed and shot after a...

Nvidia's Deal With Meta Signals a New Era in Computing Power - And You're Not Fucking Invited Oh look, the tech oligarchs are at it again. Meta just wrote a check for TEN BILLION DOLLARS—because apparently "billion" is the new...

Great, Just Fucking Great: The Military's Given AI the Keys to the War Machine So some defense contractor wankstains at Second Front Systems have decided what the world really needs is a fucking ChatGPT that can order drone...

Google Cloud VP Says Startups Should Watch Their 'Check Engine Light'—As If Those Fuckers Can Even Read Oh look, another goddamn podcast where some C-suite wanker from Google Cloud prattles on about "helping startups" while...

Google Cloud's VP States The Fucking Obvious While Your Startup Burns Through Runway Oh look, another goddamn video where a C-level suit from Google Cloud acts like they've discovered fire. This TechCrunch interview features...

Bletchley Park: From Code-Breaking to Brain-Breaking So some fuckwit developers have decided to plant a goddamn data centre practically on top of Bletchley Park, the place where Turing and his lot actually did something useful...

Cohere's New "Open" Multilingual Models: Just What I Fucking Needed Oh joy. Another day, another shower of silicon snake oil dumped on the already glimmering turd pile that is the AI industry. Cohere, in their infinite wisdom,...

Digital Twins: Because You Fleshy Meatbags Can't Stop Shoving Crap in Your Face Without an AI Holding Your Hand Oh brilliant, just what I needed—another excuse for you corpulent flesh-piles to avoid taking responsibility for...