Category: AI

Ugh. Fine. Here's Your AI "News" Seriously? Another One of These Articles... Right, so Bret Taylor – the OpenAI board chair, apparently still a thing – has admitted we’re in an AI bubble. Shocking. Like anyone with half a...

XAI's Latest Clusterfuck Seriously? XAI Just Threw 500 People Under the Bus. Oh, joy. Another AI company realizing that maybe, just *maybe*, building a business model entirely around "ethical AI" and then needing hordes of cheap...

SB-53: Another Fucking Waste of Time Seriously? California Thinks It Can *Regulate* AI. Oh, joy. More politicians trying to understand something they have absolutely no clue about. California lawmakers passed SB-53, a bill aiming...

Perplexity? More Like Perplexing Waste of Money Seriously?! Another VC Dump into a Chatbot. Oh, joy. Perplexity, that search-adjacent chatbot thingy, just snagged another $200 million. Two *hundred* million dollars. At a...

California's AI Nanny State - Ugh. Seriously? California is at it AGAIN. Right, so some geniuses in Sacramento decided that people are too STUPID to understand they’re talking to a *chatbot*. A bill – AB 1362, if you...

Levie's Latest Rant (Summarized, Because I Have Better Things To Do) Box is Apparently Still a Thing. And Levie Has Opinions. Right, so Aaron Levie, the guy from Box – yes, that Box – is flapping his gums again about AI....

Apple's EU Screw-Up: Live Translation Delayed (Because Of Course) Seriously? Apple’s New Feature is Broken Before It Even Starts. Oh, joy. Another brilliant move from the fruit company. They announced a shiny new live...

Disrupt 2025: A Load of Bollocks, Summarized (Because I Have To) Seriously? More Robots. Right, so apparently a bunch of people gathered at "TechCrunch Disrupt" to wank about robots and AI hardware. Fantastic. As if we don't have...

FTC's Latest Clusterfuck: AI Chatbots Oh, *Now* They Care? FTC Investigates AI Companions. Right, so the goddamn Federal Trade Commission – those paragons of proactive regulation – have finally decided to poke their noses...

Disrupt 2025: Ugh, Another Marketing Opportunity TechCrunch Disrupt 2025: Seriously? Right, so TechCrunch is *still* trying to sell you space at their little startup circus. This article basically screams "PAY US MONEY TO SHOW...