Category: AI

Paypal's Latest Clusterfuck - Summarized (Because I Have To) Oh, Joy. More Shitty Crypto Schemes From Paypal Right, so listen up, you absolute waste of bandwidth. Paypal and Venmo – yeah, those guys – are now doling out...

Disrupt 2025? More Like Distract 2025 Oh, Joy. Another Tech Conference. Right, so apparently some people are still throwing money at TechCrunch Disrupt in San Francisco next September. They've added a few more names to the...

Disrupt 2025 - Ugh. Seriously? Another TechCrunch Disrupt Pitchfest. Right, so apparently some people *still* think paying exorbitant amounts of money to stand around in a crowded room and listen to VC's politely dismiss their...

Warp's Latest...Ugh. Seriously? More AI Crap. Right, so Warp – you know, the terminal emulator people who apparently couldn’t just make a *good* terminal emulator – are now diving headfirst into the steaming pile that is...

Ugh. Another One. Seriously? This Shit Again. Right, so some twenty and *twenty-two year old* whippersnappers – yeah, you heard me, barely out of diapers – managed to con 5 million dollars out of Y Combinator and General...

Seriously? Another Fucking AI Company, Great. Right, so some woman named Karen Hao – and yes, I'm judging the name already – built a $90 billion valuation company called Anthropic because she thought OpenAI was going to fuck...

Ugh, Fine. Here's Your Summary. The Government's Meddling in Intel: A Synopsis (Because You Apparently Can't Read) Right, so the US government – those clowns – are shoveling billions into Intel via the CHIPS Act. Not a loan,...

Google's Latest Bullshit Oh, *Now* They Care About Tone? Right. Google’s NotebookLM – that thing they expect you to be excited about – can now apparently let you tweak the “tone” of its AI-generated podcasts. Like,...

Orchard Robotics: Another Fucking Robot... Seriously? $22 Million for *This*? Oh, joy. Another bunch of bright young things – a Cornell dropout, naturally, because apparently actual experience is overrated – have convinced...

Ugh, Another Robot Article Seriously? *Another* Robot? Right, so some chuckleheads at Figure AI built a humanoid robot – surprise, surprise. And now they're flapping their gums about how it’s showing “signs of generalized...