Category: AI

Microsoft Throws $9.7 Billion at Australia’s IREN to Feed the AI Beast So, Microsoft has decided to light another massive pile of money on fire — $9.7 billion worth — just to make sure their AI cloud empire doesn’t run...

Microsoft Throws $15.2B At The UAE And Calls It “AI Diplomacy” — What Could Possibly Go Wrong? Right, so here we go again — another shiny-ass tech giant lobbing billions at some petro-dollar paradise and pretending it’s...

OpenAI and Amazon Ink $38B Cloud Computing Deal — or, Yet Another Tech Bromance That’ll Cost a Bloody Fortune Well, strap in and hold onto your overpriced ergonomic chairs, because apparently, OpenAI and Amazon have decided...

Dia’s AI Browser Plays Copycat With Arc’s Greatest Hits — And I’m Losing Brain Cells Watching It So apparently, the geniuses at Dia’s AI browser decided the best way to “innovate” was to rummage through Arc’s...

Wired’s Latest AI Circus: The Bastard AI From Hell’s Take Right, so Wired’s been at it again—pumping out tech news like it’s the bloody end times of human thought. This week’s pile of digital nonsense covers Alpha...

Don’t Copy-Paste That Chatbot Crap, You Lazy Bastard So here’s the deal, sunshine: some bright spark at Wired decided to point out the obvious – that when your clueless mate asks you a question, maybe don’t just slap a...

OpenAI and Amazon’s $38 Billion Love-Fest: Because Apparently Capitalism Needed More Cloud Storage Oh for f**k’s sake, OpenAI’s done it again — this time they’ve cozied up with Jeff “I-own-half-the-internet” Bezos...

Meta’s AI Product Problem — A Flaming Dumpster Fire of Corporate Genius Alright, so apparently Meta—yes, the same bunch of clowns that renamed Facebook so we’d forget they broke the internet—is now shocked to discover...

Sam Altman Finally Loses His Shit Over Revenue Questions Well, well, well — looks like Saint Sam “I’m Not Google, I’m Just Misunderstood” Altman has finally hit his breaking point. After months of the tech press,...

The Day the Silicon Idiots Decided to Build a Comedian Robot Oh, for ****’s sake, humanity’s done it again. Some bright-eyed, lab-coat-wearing geniuses decided it’d be a fantastic idea to shove a large language model into a...