Category: AI

Fundamental Raises $255 Million to Reinvent Big Data — Because Apparently We Weren’t Drowning in Data Already Oh bloody fantastic, another so-called “revolutionary” startup just rolled in waving a few hundred million...

Anthropic Drops Opus 4.6 and Apparently Thinks “Agent Teams” Will Save the Bloody World Right, so Anthropic’s at it again — some caffeine-fueled maniacs have cobbled together yet another “groundbreaking” update to...

Meta Can't Stop Itself — Now It's Spewing Out Another Bloody App for AI 'Vibes' Videos Right, because what the hell else would Meta do with its billions besides come up with another half-baked, privacy-sucking,...

OpenAI’s New Enterprise AI Playground: The Corporate Circus Just Got Shinier Right, so OpenAI – those lovable tech wizards who keep finding new ways to make AI do what your overpaid middle managers can’t – just launched a...

Elon Musk’s Next Galactic Nonsense: Orbital Data Centers Oh look, it’s everyone's favorite billionaire space cowboy, Elon bloody Musk, deciding Earth isn’t big enough for his ego—or his servers. Now he’s apparently...

When OpenAI and Anthropic Decide to Measure Their Digital Dicks Oh, for fuck’s sake. Yet another goddamn AI pissing contest. So apparently, not to be outshone by their existentially-anxious cousins over at Anthropic, OpenAI...

The Government’s Fancy Face-Scanning Toy Doesn’t Know Its Ass From Its Algorithm Oh, bloody fantastic — because apparently the Department of Homeland Security didn’t already have enough tech disasters clogging up its...

Positron Raises a Boatload of Cash to Slap Nvidia Around (Yeah, Right) So apparently some shiny new startup called Positron has convinced a bunch of venture capital clowns to throw $230 million of their money into the ravenous...

The Government’s New AI Genius: Now Guessing About Vaccine Injuries Oh, great. Just when you thought government tech projects couldn’t get any dumber, the US Department of Health and Human Services (HHS) decided to make a...

AI Bots Have Taken Over the Bloody Internet Right, so apparently the internet’s turned into one giant bloody feeding trough for AI bots. That’s right, those greedy digital bastards are crawling across the web like cockroaches...