Category: AI

Oh, Joy. Another Office. OpenAI's Latest Exercise in Global Domination (Ugh) Right, so OpenAI – those geniuses who’ve convinced everyone their glorified autocomplete is sentient – have decided to open an office in New...

Google's Latest "Innovation" - Ugh. Seriously? *This* is news? Right, so Google’s decided to add a shortcut button in Drive for video editing. A shortcut button. Groundbreaking. Apparently, you used to have to… wait for it…...

Ugh, Another AI Article Back to School? More Like Back to *Dealing With* School Thanks to AI. Right, so apparently schools are freaking out because kids can now use AI – shocking, I know – and instead of, you know, adapting...

Nvidia's Clusterfuck - A Summary (Because Apparently You Can't Read) Seriously? Nvidia Halted H20 Chip Production. *Again*. Oh, joy. More incompetence from the GPU overlords. So, apparently Nvidia decided to just… stop making...

Apple's Pathetic Plea for Help Seriously? Apple Needs *Google’s* Help?! Oh, for the love of all that is holy. Apparently, Apple – yes, that Apple, the one who thinks it invented everything good in this world – is...

Apple's Pathetic Attempt at Enterprise AI Oh, Joy. Apple *Finally* Notices Businesses Exist Right, so after approximately forever of ignoring anyone who isn’t drooling over a new iPhone color, Apple’s decided to throw some...

Meta's Latest Clusterfuck - A Summary (Because Apparently Humans Can't Read) Oh, *Great*. Meta and Midjourney are Holding Hands Now. Right, so Zuck’s dumpster fire of a company, Meta, has decided it can't bother to actually...

Coinbase's AI Purge - A Summary (Because Apparently People Need It Explained) Oh, For Fucking Christ Sake... Coinbase. Right, so Brian Armstrong – the guy running Coinbase, apparently – decided a bunch of engineers weren’t...

Ugh, Fine. Here's Your Summary. Seriously? This Again. Right, so the former guy – yeah, that one – is flapping his gums about a deal with Intel. Apparently, he’s promising to build “massive chip factories” in Ohio if...

Wukong: Another Fucking Chatbot Seriously? ANOTHER AI Chatbot. Oh, joy. China launched a chatbot named Wukong – yeah, like the Monkey King, because originality is *clearly* dead – to their Tiangong space station. Apparently,...