Category: AI

AI Agents Are Utterly Crap at Freelance Work Well, would you bloody look at that — the geniuses of the tech world have once again “discovered” that AI can't do everything. The article over at Wired shows a bunch of...

Elon Musk’s Grokipedia: Because Apparently the World Needed Another Bloody Wikipedia, But Dumber So, apparently, Elon bloody Musk decided he hasn’t broken enough shit on the internet, so now he’s pushing out...

OpenAI Throws Free ChatGPT Go at India – Because Why the Hell Not So OpenAI’s gone and done it again – they’ve decided to hand out **ChatGPT Go** for free to every poor sod in India for a whole bloody year. Yep,...

PayPal and OpenAI Want You to Shop While ChatGPT Does All the Thinking (and the Paying) Oh bloody fantastic — because clearly, what the world really needed was another goddamn way to spend money without even getting off your...

Adobe MAX 2025: The Corporate AI Circus and Other Creative Tortures Oh great, Adobe’s at it again. The yearly MAX event spewed forth enough AI bullshit to flood a data center. They’ve decided that every single button, knob,...

Adobe’s Shiny New AI Assistants: Because Apparently We Can’t Be Trusted With Our Own Damn Creativity So Adobe, that lovely corporate leviathan that’s been slowly shoving subscriptions down our throats for years, has decided...

TechCrunch Disrupt 2025 – Day 2, or How to Herd a Bunch of Tech Wannabes Without Losing Your Sanity So, apparently, it was **Day 2** of TechCrunch Disrupt 2025, the annual gathering of every over-caffeinated startup clown and...

Adobe Firefly Image 5: Now With Layers, Custom Models, and Enough Hype to Make You Scream Oh joy, Adobe’s done it again — dropped another shiny toy called Firefly Image 5 that’s supposed to “revolutionize creativity,”...

OpenAI’s For-Profit Recapitalization: Because Apparently the Billions Weren’t Enough Well, well, well — look who’s shoveling more cash into the already-blazing furnace of techno-ego. OpenAI’s just wrapped up its shiny...

Mem0 Raises $24M To Make AI Remember Stuff — Because Apparently Forgetting Is Too Damn Hard So, some shiny startup called Mem0 just bagged $24 million from the usual VC suspects — Y Combinator, Peak XV, and Basis Set —...