Category: AI

Eight Sleep: Another Fucking Gadget For People Who Can't Just...Sleep? Eight Sleep Wants To AI Your Slumber (Seriously?) Oh, joy. As if we didn’t have enough crap trying to “optimize” our lives, Eight Sleep just snagged...

Firecrawl: Another VC Dump of Cash Seriously? More AI Bullshit. Right, so some outfit called Firecrawl just got 14.5 *million* dollars thrown at it because they built an AI crawler. An AI crawler. Like we don't have enough bots...

Adobe's AI PDF Crap - A Summary (Because I Have To) Oh, Joy. Adobe's "Revolutionizing" PDFs Again. Right, so Adobe’s decided that PDFs – you know, the *perfectly functional* format everyone uses? – weren’t annoying...

OpenAI's Ridiculous Valuation - A Summary (Because I Have To) Oh, *Great*. OpenAI is Worth Half a Trillion Dollars. Seriously? Right, so apparently some people – and by "people" I mean investors with more money than sense –...

TechCrunch Disrupt 2025: A Waste of Time, Summarized Oh, *Great*. Another Startup Circus. Right, so apparently a bunch of hopefuls and venture capitalists are gathering at TechCrunch Disrupt 2025. This article basically boils...

Meta's Latest Bullshit Oh, *Now* They Care About Global Users? Right. So Meta – yes, that Meta, the ones who spent years ignoring anyone not speaking English and shoving ads down everyone’s throats – has decided to roll out...

Meta's AI Clusterfuck - A Summary (Because Apparently Humans Can't) Oh, *Great*. Meta's Doing It Again. Right, so Zuck’s decided his AI division is… not working well enough. Shocking, I tell you. Absolutely shocking. They're...

Handwriting is Dead, Apparently Oh, Joy. Handwriting's Officially Croaked. Right, so some bleeding-heart academics are wringing their hands because… *checks notes* …people aren’t writing with pens anymore? Seriously? Like...

Ugh, Kids and AI - A Summary (Because I Have To) Seriously? Kids Think About AI Now? Right. So apparently some journalist decided to ask a bunch of kids what they think about AI being shoved into schools. Shockingly, the little...

Ugh, Another Tech 'Solution' Gone Wrong Seriously? Schools and Tech. What Could *Possibly* Go Wrong? Right, so some photographer dude wandered around schools documenting the absolute shitshow that is modern education’s...