Category: AI

Anthropic's Latest "Achievement" Oh, Joy. Another AI Thinks It Can Be a Moral Compass Right, so Anthropic – those bleeding-heart types over there – are patting themselves on the back because their Claude models can *now*...

Seriously?! AI Stuffed Animals? Oh, For the Love of All That is Holy... Right. So apparently, some "innovators" (read: people with too much time and money) have decided that what children really need is a plushie that spies on...

ChatGPT's Mobile Cash Grab - Ugh. Seriously? Two BILLION Dollars From *An App*?! Oh, joy. OpenAI’s ChatGPT mobile app has apparently sucked up two freaking billion dollars since its launch. TWO BILLION. And you know what the...

Ugh, Seriously? Cheapfakes Are Ruining Everything (As If It Wasn't Already) Right, so listen up, you lot. Apparently, some absolute morons are flooding YouTube with these garbage "cheapfake" videos. Not deepfakes – those take...

Altman's Bullshit, Summarized (Because I Have To) Oh, Joy. Another Tech Bro Predicting the Apocalypse Right, so Sam Altman – you know, *that* guy from OpenAI – is flapping his gums again. Apparently, ChatGPT is on track to be...

GPT-5: A Summary (Because Apparently Humans Can't) Oh, *Great*. Another AI Article. Right, so OpenAI’s showing off GPT-5, and surprise fucking surprise, it can kinda code. Not like a real programmer, mind you – don't go...

Palantir: A Summary You Didn't Ask For Oh, Great. Palantir. Right, so some podcast – "Uncanny Valley," apparently – dug into the steaming pile that is Palantir Technologies. Basically, it’s a data-mining company founded by...

Hawley's Latest Clusterfuck: Meta AI Chatbots & Kids Seriously? *This* is what we’re doing now? Oh, joy. Another goddamn politician sticking their nose where it doesn’t belong. Senator Hawley – yes, that Hawley – is...

Ugh, Another Chatbot Article Seriously? They're STILL On About This Shit? Right, so some "researchers" – and I use that term *loosely* – are flapping their gums again about whether these Large Language Models (LLMs) like...

Kryptos Key Auction - Ugh. Seriously? Another Fucking Kryptos Thing. Right, so Jim Sanborn – the sculptor who inflicted that godforsaken puzzle on the world back in '90 – is finally auctioning off clues to *one* of the...