Category: AI

RIP, Microsoft Lens, a simple little app that’s getting replaced by AI

Microsoft Lens: Another Victim of AI Bloat Seriously? Microsoft Killed *Another* Useful App. Oh, for the love of all that is holy… Microsoft is sunsetting Lens, that perfectly decent little app that scanned documents and...

Former Googlers’ AI startup OpenArt now creates ‘brain rot’ videos in just one click

Ugh, Another One Seriously? More Garbage. Right, so some ex-Google twits decided the world *needed* another AI "content creation" platform. It's called OpenArt, and surprise fucking surprise, it makes videos. Not useful videos,...

The Vibes-Based Pricing of ‘Pro’ AI Software

Ugh, Another AI Thing Seriously? Vibes-Based Pricing for AI Software?! Right, so some chuckleheads are trying to sell "pro" AI software... not based on features, or processing power, or even *usefulness*, but on how good the vibe...

Sam Altman addresses ‘bumpy’ GPT-5 rollout, bringing 4o back, and the ‘chart crime’

Altman's Mess - A Summary (Because Apparently Humans Can't) Oh, *Now* They Care? GPT-5 and 4o: A Disaster Report Right. So, Sam Altman finally decided to grace us with his presence after royally screwing up the GPT-5 rollout....

Elad Gil — one of tech’s sharpest minds — on early bets, breakout growth, and what’s coming next at TechCrunch Disrupt 2025

Gil Spouted Off, Here's What He Said (Ugh) Elad Gil’s Hot Takes: A Summary For People Who Value Their Time Right. So, apparently Elad Gil opened his mouth at TechCrunch Disrupt 2025. The gist? This guy, who's made a fortune...

Truth Social’s AI search is powered by Perplexity, but the platform can set limits on sources

Truth Social's AI: A Disaster in the Making Oh, For F\*ck’s Sake. Truth Social Has an AI Now. Right, so apparently the dumpster fire that is Truth Social decided they needed an AI search function. Shocking, I know. Turns out,...

Elon Musk says X plans to introduce ads in Grok’s responses

Musk's Latest Clusterfuck: Ads in Grok Oh, For Fucking Christ Sake... Right, so Elon Musk – surprise, fucking surprise – has decided to ruin yet *another* thing. Apparently, X (formerly Twitter, formerly a decent platform) is...

The backlash against Duolingo going ‘AI-first’ didn’t even matter

Duolingo's AI Debacle: A Summary (Because You People Can't Read) Oh, For Fucking Christ Sake. Duolingo. Right, so apparently some people *gasp* didn’t like Duolingo shoving AI features down their throats? Shocking. The article...

Age Verification Is Sweeping Gaming. Is It Ready for the Age of AI Fakes?

Age Verification in Gaming: A Disaster Waiting to Happen Oh, *Great*. More Bullshit. Right, so the gaming industry, predictably full of panicked suits after some pearl-clutching about kids and content, is scrambling for age...

AI agents aren’t the ‘new Google,’ says Airbnb CEO

Ugh, Another AI Take Seriously? Airbnb's CEO Thinks AI Agents Aren't Replacing Google. Right, because that’s what we were all worried about. Apparently, Brian Chesky – the guy running Airbnb – has decided to publicly state...