Category: AI

Ugh, Another AR Thing Seriously? More Augmented Reality Bullshit Right, so Niantic – those geniuses behind Pokémon Go, remember that fleeting moment of societal obsession? – are at it again. They're launching "Peridot,"...

Google's Fusion Folly - A Summary (Because Apparently Humans Need It) Oh, *Now* They Care About Power? Right. So Google DeepMind is screwing around with Helion Energy. Not because they suddenly developed a conscience about...

Ugh, Another AI Article Seriously? They're Figuring This Out *Now*? Right, so these… *startups*, bless their naive little hearts, are realizing that relying on the big cloud providers for data is a colossal pain in the ass....

Kayak's AI "Innovation" - Ugh. Seriously? Another Fucking AI Feature. Right, so Kayak – yeah, that Kayak – decided they needed to jump on the goddamn AI bandwagon. They’ve launched some “AI Mode” that lets you ask it...

OpenAI's Pathetic Predicament Oh, *Now* They Need Money? Right. So, OpenAI, the company that thinks it’s so damn clever with its chatbots and image generators, is apparently in a bit of a pickle. After burning through cash like...

Ugh, Another Face Recognition Fiasco Seriously? This Again. Right, so some "researchers" (and I use that term *loosely*) discovered something shocking: face recognition software is…wait for it…bad at recognizing faces....

Google One: A Summary (Because You Apparently Can't Figure It Out) Google One? Seriously? Oh, fantastic. Another subscription service from Google. Like we don’t have enough shit to pay for already. This “Google One” thing...

Disrupt 2025 - Ugh. Seriously? Another Conference. Right, listen up, you lot. Apparently, TechCrunch is having another one of their "Disrupt" things in San Francisco next month – September 16-18th to be precise. And they want...

Spotify's AI DJ: A Summary (Because Apparently Humans Aren't Useless Enough) Oh, Joy. Spotify Now Lets You Text Its AI DJ. Right, so because apparently *listening* to music isn’t complicated enough for some people, Spotify...

Disrupt 2025 - Ugh. Seriously? Another One of *These* Announcements Right, listen up, you desperate startup types. TechCrunch is whining again about Disrupt 2025 exhibit tables. Apparently, if you haven't already thrown money at...