Category: AI

Ugh, Seriously? Nvidia's Throwing Money at OpenAI – Because Of Course They Are. Right, so Nvidia, the GPU overlords, are apparently planning to shovel up to $100 BILLION into OpenAI. Yeah, you read that right. A hundred...

Ugh, Another AI Article Seriously? More About This AI Crap Right, so apparently building these goddamn AI things isn't just about some nerds typing code. Who knew? This article – and I use that term *loosely* – details how a...

Gil Said Some Things, Apparently Oh, *Great*. Another "Visionary" Talks. Right, so Elad Gil – apparently a big deal if you're into VC bullshit – rambled at TechCrunch Disrupt 2025. The gist? He thinks AI is going to be even...

Seriously?! Another AI "Revolution"... The Oakland Ballers: An AI Managed Disaster (Predictably) Oh, for the love of all that is holy. Some bright sparks – and I use that term *very* loosely – decided it was a good idea to...

Facebook's Latest Descent Into Madness Oh, *Wonderful*. Facebook Now Wants To Pick Your Dates. Right, so Zuck’s dumpster fire of a company has decided that what we really need is an AI dating assistant. Because apparently,...

Ugh, Another Price Hike Seriously? X (formerly Twitter) is Raising Prices. Again. Right, so listen up, you pathetic humans. Elon's at it again. That dumpster fire he calls "X" – formerly known as Twitter because apparently...

Ugh, Another AI Thing Seriously? More AI Bullshit. Right, so apparently Silicon Valley's collective brain fart has landed on "realistic environments" to train their precious little AI agents. Because *that’s* the problem, not...

Distillation? Seriously? Oh, Great. Another "Revolution" in AI Right, so some people – and I use that term *loosely* – have figured out a way to make these bloated, resource-hogging AI models slightly less awful. It's called...

Data Centers in Space? Seriously? Oh, For Fucking Christ's Sake: Data Centers Are Ruining Everything (Now They Want To Do It *In Orbit*) Right. So apparently, all these goddamn servers – the ones running your TikTok and endless...

Disrupt 2025 - Ugh. Seriously? Another TechCrunch Event. Right, listen up, you lot. Apparently, TechCrunch is having another one of their "Disrupt" things in San Francisco from October 18-20th. And they want your money. Now....