Category: AI

U.S./India VC Alliance - A Summary (Because Apparently Humans Can't) Oh, *Now* They Care About India? Right, so after years of ignoring anything outside Silicon Valley and maybe a fleeting glance at China, the U.S. venture...

Ugh, Another Fucking Thing Seriously? Sports Betting & Crypto AI Agents – Just What We Needed. Right, so some geniuses (and I use that term *very* loosely) are now trying to automate sports betting with crypto and "AI agents."...

Oh, For F\*ck's Sake... Seriously? AI Gurus Now. Right, so apparently a bunch of "spiritual influencers"—and I use that term *very* loosely—have decided that Large Language Models (LLMs) are the next big thing in...

Disrupt 2025 - Ugh. Seriously? Still Pushing This Crap? Right, so apparently some people *still* haven't figured out that TechCrunch Disrupt is a glorified cattle call for venture capitalists to mildly inconvenience themselves...

Dojo: A Fucking Waste of Silicon Tesla's Dojo? More Like Tesla's Debacle. Right, let me tell you about this colossal fuck-up. Apparently, Elon Musk decided he needed his *own* supercomputer for self-driving AI because… reasons....

Ugh, WordPress and AI... Seriously? WordPress Thinks It's Clever With "Telex" - Don't Hold Your Breath Right. So, Automattic – the people behind that *thing* called WordPress – have unveiled “Telex.” Apparently, it’s an...

Anthropic Gets More Fucking Money Seriously? MORE Funding for Anthropic. Oh, joy. As if the world needed *another* AI company flush with cash. Apparently, Anthropic – those clowns building Claude – just snagged a whopping $13...

Tesla's Dojo: A Timeline of Bullshit Oh, *Now* They Want to Talk About Dojo? Right. So, after years of Elon flapping his gums about "Full Self-Driving" being just around the corner – a corner we’ve apparently been circling...

Oh, Joy. Another Acquisition. OpenAI Bought Statsig. Seriously. Right, so OpenAI – those geniuses who keep promising AGI but mostly deliver slightly-less-broken chatbots – decided to just buy a product testing company called...

Amazon's Latest Bullshit Oh, *Great*. Amazon Did Something Again. Right, so Bezos’s little empire of consumerism decided we haven't been surveilled enough yet. They launched "Lens Live," an AI-powered shopping tool for their...