Category: AI

OpenAI Finally Fixes the Bloody Em Dash Problem — About Damn Time So apparently, the bright sparks over at OpenAI have been spending their infinite technological genius and bottomless funding fixing—wait for it—an em dash...

The Data Center Resistance Has Arrived – A Load of Hot (and Icy) Data-Fueled Chaos Alright, strap the hell in, because this one’s about people finally realizing that the gigantic, power-sucking server barns we lovingly call...

OpenAI’s Open-Weight Models Are Marching Into the Military — Because What Could Possibly Go Wrong? Oh, fantastic. Just what the world needed — OpenAI getting snuggly with the U.S. military. Apparently, the AI overlords have...

AI Relationships Are on the Rise — and Humanity Is About to Screw Itself (Again) So apparently, people have decided that real relationships — you know, the messy, full-of-feelings, and occasionally murder-inducing kind —...

Milestone Bags $10M to Make AI Pay for Its Own Damn Hype Right, so apparently some clever bastards at a company called Milestone just convinced investors to cough up $10 million to “make AI rhyme with ROI.” Yeah, because what...

Coding Assistant Cursor Raises $2.3B — Because Apparently Money Grows on Silicon Valley Trees Oh for fuck’s sake, Cursor — that coding assistant startup that claims it’s “revolutionizing coding” or some other buzzword...

Microsoft’s Brilliant Plan to Let Someone Else Fix Their Damn Chip Problem Well, well, well. Microsoft’s at it again — playing the “we’ve got this under control” game while quietly shoving their chip mess under...

Google’s New AI Shopping Circus — Because Clearly, We Didn’t Have Enough Creepy Robots Already So, Google’s at it again — stuffing more bloody AI into your shopping experience because *obviously* managing your own...

LinkedIn Unleashes AI-Powered Search Because Apparently, We Can't Search For Ourselves Anymore Oh bloody hell, LinkedIn’s at it again — they’ve shoved some so-called "AI magic" into their platform to help all the ambitious...

Teen Tech Geniuses Raise a Crapload of Cash to Nuke Bugs with AI — and Rope in Paul Bloody Graham Right, so apparently some teenage braniacs — who probably haven’t even finished growing facial hair yet — just waltzed into...