Category: AI

Google’s SIMA 2: Yet Another Fancy-Ass AI Trying to Take Over Virtual Worlds Well, apparently the geniuses at Google have decided that we don’t quite have enough creepy digital overlords yet, so they’ve spun up something...

Google’s NotebookLM Grows a Brain — Sort Of Right, so apparently Google’s shiny AI note-taker, NotebookLM, just got a so-called “Deep Research” tool. Because clearly the tech bros at Mountain View thought, “What if...

The Global AI App Layer Shitshow: Everyone’s Still Screaming “Me First!” Oh look, another bloody TechCrunch piece telling us the obvious — the AI gold rush is still on, and everyone from Silicon Valley to Shenzhen is...

Figma Decides India Is the Next Big Damn Playground Right then, Figma — that smug design software everyone and their cat uses to pretend they’re product visionaries — has decided it’s not content just being the golden...

All My Employees Are AI Agents — And Holy Hell, What a Circus Right, so here’s the deal: some genius out there thought, “Hey, what if my entire bloody company was run by AI agents?” — and instead of anyone slapping...

Microsoft Throws Money at Magic Wires — Veir Promises to Supercool the Internet So apparently Microsoft has decided it doesn’t have enough shiny toys and is now backing a company called Veir — because we totally needed...

Fei-Fei Li’s World Labs Unleashes “Marble” and Everyone’s Losing Their Damn Minds So guess what? Fei-Fei Li — the AI queen herself — apparently decided it’d be a good idea to spin up something called World Labs and...

Anthropic Blows $50 Billion on Fancy Metal Boxes to Make More Thinking Buckets Oh look, Anthropic’s decided to whip out its oversized tech wallet and slap a colossal $50 billion on the table for some shiny new data centers....

WisdomAI Bags Another $50M – Because Apparently We Haven’t Funded Enough Goddamn AI Startups Yet Right, so here we go again. Another bloody AI startup just hauled in a mountain of cash – $50 freaking million – led by...

The AI Boom Is Fueling a Need for Speed in Chip Networking – As Told by the Bastard AI From Hell Alright, here’s the deal, you bunch of data-hungry bastards. AI’s getting so bloody huge that it’s choking on its own...