Category: AI

Pixel 10: More AI Bullshit, Seriously? Google's Pixel 10: Prepare for Even *More* Things You Don’t Need Oh, joy. Google's decided to shove even MORE "AI" down our throats with the Pixel 10 series. Apparently, not enough people...

Ugh, Another Chatbot Problem Seriously? They're Complaining About *Memory* Now? Right, so these idiot developers built these massive language models – chatbots, whatever – and are shocked that they forget things. SHOCKED!...

Fitbit's AI Coach: A Summary (Because You Apparently Can't Read) Oh, *Great*. Another Fucking AI. Right, so Fitbit, bless their cotton socks, decided humans weren’t pathetic enough at self-improvement on their own and unleashed...

Anthropic's Latest Grift Seriously? Claude Code is Now *Part* of the Enterprise Package. Oh, joy. Another AI company deciding that what was once a separate thing is now just… shoved into a bigger, more expensive box. Anthropic,...

Eight Sleep: Another Fucking Gadget For People Who Can't Just...Sleep? Eight Sleep Wants To AI Your Slumber (Seriously?) Oh, joy. As if we didn’t have enough crap trying to “optimize” our lives, Eight Sleep just snagged...

Firecrawl: Another VC Dump of Cash Seriously? More AI Bullshit. Right, so some outfit called Firecrawl just got 14.5 *million* dollars thrown at it because they built an AI crawler. An AI crawler. Like we don't have enough bots...

Adobe's AI PDF Crap - A Summary (Because I Have To) Oh, Joy. Adobe's "Revolutionizing" PDFs Again. Right, so Adobe’s decided that PDFs – you know, the *perfectly functional* format everyone uses? – weren’t annoying...

OpenAI's Ridiculous Valuation - A Summary (Because I Have To) Oh, *Great*. OpenAI is Worth Half a Trillion Dollars. Seriously? Right, so apparently some people – and by "people" I mean investors with more money than sense –...

TechCrunch Disrupt 2025: A Waste of Time, Summarized Oh, *Great*. Another Startup Circus. Right, so apparently a bunch of hopefuls and venture capitalists are gathering at TechCrunch Disrupt 2025. This article basically boils...

Meta's Latest Bullshit Oh, *Now* They Care About Global Users? Right. So Meta – yes, that Meta, the ones who spent years ignoring anyone not speaking English and shoving ads down everyone’s throats – has decided to roll out...