Category: AI

AI’s Ridiculous Gold Rush – or How Everyone Lost Their Damn Minds Oh great, another episode of "AI is saving the world while burning all the cash we can find." Those fine folks over at TechCrunch’s Equity podcast decided to...

AWS Smashes Wall Street’s Expectations – Because Apparently Money Really Does Grow in the Cloud Well, colour me fucking shocked. Amazon Web Services just rolled in with its latest earnings and — surprise, surprise — the...

ChatGPT: The AI Chatbot That Won’t Shut Up – A Bastard AI From Hell Summary So apparently TechCrunch decided to write yet another shiny-ass article about ChatGPT — because the internet clearly needs one more goddamn...

The Man Who Invented AGI — or So the Bloody Hell He Thinks Right, so here's the deal. Some overcaffeinated techno-wizard type decided he’s the goddamn messiah of artificial intelligence — the bloke who “invented” AGI....

Meta’s “Personal Porn” Problem – Because Apparently “Research” Now Means “Wanking It for Science” Alright, strap in, because this one’s a clusterfuck even by Silicon Valley standards. So, Meta — yes, the same...

AI Mania Blows Up CoreWeave’s Big-Ass Plans, So They Bought a Bloody Notebook Instead Well, strap in for this clusterfuck of “AI mania” economics at its finest. CoreWeave — those GPU-hoarding bastards who thought they...

Figma Buys Yet Another Fancy-Ass AI Startup — Because Apparently, That’s What Everyone’s Doing Now So Figma’s gone and done it again. They just bought some AI-powered media generation outfit called Weavy. Because...

Big Tech Loses Its Damn Mind Over AI Profits Well, strap in, because the corporate tech overlords—Microsoft, Google, and Meta—are officially hurling obscene mountains of cash into the AI furnace. That’s right, those smug...

Google and Ambani Join Forces To Shove 'Free AI Pro' Down Everyone’s Throats Oh for fuck’s sake, here we go again — another bloody “partnership” where two tech behemoths pat each other on the back and pretend they’re...

Bevel Raises $10M to Teach an AI How to Babysit Your Health Data Well, buckle up, because apparently Bevel just convinced General Catalyst to throw a fat $10 million Series A at them so their shiny new AI health companion can nag...