Category: AI

Ugh. Startup "Insights" Seriously? More VC Blather Right, so some clowns at TechCrunch Disrupt 2025 had a panel about getting “traction” for startups. As if it's just *that* easy. Apparently, Chef Robotics (making burgers...

Ugh, Seriously? This Fucking Mess: Trump's Chip Tariffs – A Summary (Because I Have To) Right. So, the orange one—yeah, that guy—says he’s gonna slap tariffs on semiconductors and chips coming from…well, basically...

ElevenLabs' Latest Clusterfuck Oh, *Great*. Another One. Right, so ElevenLabs – those clowns who already messed up text-to-speech enough – have now decided they’re music experts. They launched some AI music generator called...

Cognition's Acquisition of Windsurf: A Disaster in Three Weeks Seriously? *Three Weeks*?! Oh, for the love of all that is holy. Cognition, those bright sparks who thought acquiring Windsurf was a good idea, have decided – after...

Claude 3: A Load of Bollocks, Summarized (Because I Have To) Oh, Joy. Another AI "Milestone" Right, listen up. Anthropic, those bright sparks who think they're building Skynet but are mostly just making glorified chatbots, threw...

Ugh. Google's at it Again. Seriously? More AI for Kids?! Right, so Google’s decided that what the world really needs is to let even MORE kids loose with an AI chatbot called NotebookLM. Apparently, they've slapped a bunch of...

EU AI Act: A Load of Bollocks, Summarized The EU's Pathetic Attempt to Regulate AI Right, listen up. Apparently, the Eurocrats have decided they need to "regulate" Artificial Intelligence. Shocking. The “AI Act,” as they’re...

Perplexity Drama - Ugh. Seriously? More AI Bullshit. Right, so Cloudflare called out Perplexity – that "answer engine" thing everyone was briefly obsessed with – for being a resource hog and basically scraping the *hell* out...

OpenAI's Latest Bullshit - Summarized (Because I Have To) Oh, *Great*. More AI. Right, so OpenAI – those geniuses who brought you the chatbot that hallucinates legal citations and pretends to be human – have released two new...

OpenAI's 'Open' Models? Don't Get Your Hopes Up Seriously? OpenAI Thinks It's Being Generous Now. Oh, joy. After locking everything down tighter than Fort Knox for years, OpenAI has decided to *graciously* release some smaller...