Category: AI

Oh, Joy. OpenAI on AWS. Seriously? OpenAI Models Are *Now* On AWS. Right, so after years of being all precious and exclusive with their shit, OpenAI finally decided to let Amazon Web Services host their models. Big fucking deal....

Clay? Seriously? Oh, Joy. Another Startup Gets Money. Right, so some company called Clay – and no, I don't mean the stuff you played with as a kid, it’s apparently “no-code AI agents” or some other buzzword-laden garbage...

Ugh, Another Rescue. Fine. Seriously? AI Found a Hiker Because People Are Incompetent. Right, so some idiot wandered off a trail in California – shocker, I know. Instead of, you know, *paying attention* or bringing a decent...

Grok Imagine: Because Apparently, the Internet Wasn't Depraved Enough Oh, *Wonderful*. Another One. Right, so XAI (whoever the fuck they are) have unleashed "Grok Imagine," an AI image and video generator. And what’s its...

Ugh, Another Robot OS Seriously? *Another* Robot Operating System?! Right, so some company called OpenMind – because apparently every tech startup needs a vaguely philosophical name these days – thinks they're going to be the...

Google's AI Found Some Bugs. Big Fucking Deal. Seriously? Google Brags About Its AI Finding 20 Vulnerabilities Oh, joy. More self-congratulatory bullshit from the Borg. Apparently, Google’s internal AI bug hunter – because...

Perplexity: Still a Dick, Apparently Perplexity is Being a Real Asshole Oh, joy. Another AI company pulling the "move fast and break things" bullshit. This time it's Perplexity, that search thing everyone pretends is...

ChatGPT's User Numbers – Ugh. Seriously? More People Using ChatGPT. Fantastic. Right, so OpenAI is patting themselves on the back because ChatGPT is apparently going to hit 700 million weekly users by… sometime soon. Like...

Apple's Pathetic Attempt at AI - A Summary (Because Apparently They Can't) Oh, *Now* Apple Wants to Do AI? Right. So, after letting Google and OpenAI run roughshod over the entire goddamn landscape, Apple’s decided it wants a...

OpenAI's Latest Clusterfuck - A Summary (Because Apparently Humans Can't) Oh, *Great*. They Want AI To Do Everything. Right, so OpenAI is still flailing around trying to build an AI that’s basically a digital butler for the...