Category: AI

Another Load of Hot Air: Big Tech's White House Circle Jerk Oh look, the tech titans have trotted down to Washington to sign another worthless fucking piece of paper. Microsoft, Google, Meta and the rest of the power-guzzling...

Oh For Fuck's Sake, Now Grammarly's Digging Up Dead Authors Great. Just fucking great. As if the world wasn't already drowning in enough AI-generated slop, Grammarly has decided to crawl out of its hole and announce it's now...

Jensen Huang's Latest Load of Corporate Bollocks So there I was, halfway through my third bottle of bourbon and trying to debug why some bastard's Python script had decided to eat 512GB of RAM like it was a bag of crisps, when...

Oh Fucking Joy, Another AI Startup Got $30M to Replace Paperclip Pushers Jesus tap-dancing Christ on a pogo stick. Just when I thought the valley couldn't get any more insufferable, here comes Lio—yeah, fucking Lio—sucking...

Oh Joy, Another Enterprise AI "Breakthrough" Courtesy of a Thousand Fucking Phone Calls Look at this shit. Some bright-eyed startup wankers decided to actually—get this—talk to their customers before building their latest...

Netflix Bollocks Up Cinema Forever By Buying Ben Affleck's Robot Movie Factory Oh for fuck's sake. Just when you thought the streaming shitshow couldn't get any worse, Netflix has gone and bought Ben Affleck's AI wankfest...

Anthropic's CEO Discovers Money Smells Better Than Principles Oh for f*ck's sake. Apparently Dario Amodei, the poster child for "responsible AI development" and other such oxymoronic bullsh*t, has decided that principles are...

Meta's Privacy Shitshow: When Your Wank Session Becomes Training Data Oh look, it's fucking Meta again, shoving cameras on everyone's faces and pretending it's innovation. Those slick Ray-Ban smart glasses you've been wearing to...

Cursor's New Agentic Coding Shitshow: Because Typing Is Too Much Fucking Effort Apparently Oh for fuck's sake. Just when I thought developers couldn't get any lazier, Cursor has decided to drop their latest abomination: a fully...

Christ On A Bike, Luma's Unleashed More AI Wankery Just when you thought the internet couldn't get any more flooded with generic, soulless generated sludge, Luma decides to drop their latest clusterfuck of "innovation" on us....