Category: AI

No one has a good plan for how AI companies should work with the government

The Military-Industrial Clusterfuck: When AI Companies Sold Their Souls for Defense Contracts Oh, for fuck's sake. Look at this shitshow. You've got OpenAI and Anthropic—the same sanctimonious bastards who spent years wringing...

ChatGPT uninstalls surged by 295% after DoD deal

ChatGPT Uninstalls Surge 295% After DoD Deal? Boo-Fucking-Hoo Oh, for fuck's sake. Users are throwing a collective tantrum because OpenAI decided to spread its legs for the Pentagon, and now uninstalls have supposedly surged by...

Summon This AI Agent by Speaking Its Wake Word Mid-Phone Call

Another Fucking Voice Assistant to Ignore While Your Life Goes to Shit Oh brilliant. Just what the world fucking needed. Deutsche Telekom and ElevenLabs have teamed up to shove yet another AI assistant into your phone calls,...

What Is That Mysterious Metallic Device US Chief Design Officer Joe Gebbia Is Using?

Mystery Metallic Device? Who Gives a Flying F*** Oh for f***'s sake. The internet has once again collectively soiled itself because Joe Gebbia—that Airbnb tosser who convinced people that sleeping in a stranger's cupboard...

X says it will suspend creators from revenue-sharing program for unlabeled AI posts of ‘armed conflict’

X's Latest Load of Bollocks: Label Your AI War Porn or Starve Oh for fuck's sake. X, that digital cesspit formerly known as Twitter, has decided to pull yet another arbitrary rule straight out of Elon's arse. Apparently, if...

Cursor has reportedly surpassed $2B in annualized revenue

Oh Look, Another Bloody AI Unicorn Farting Money Everywhere Cursor, that sodding code completion tool that's basically Clippy for hipsters with overpriced MacBooks, just reportedly surpassed $2 billion in annualized revenue. Two....

Claude Code rolls out a voice mode capability

Voice Mode: Because Typing Wasn't Inefficient Enough Oh look, Anthropic went and shoved a voice assistant up Claude Code's backend, because apparently the one thing this profession was missing was developers screaming at their...

ChatGPT’s new GPT-5.3 Instant model will stop telling you to calm down

Oh For Fuck's Sake, They Finally Fixed The "Calm Down" Bollocks Listen here, you pack of dribbling morons. After what feels like seventeen eternities of being talked down to by a glorified autocorrect that wouldn't know genuine...

The Data Centers Have Arrived at the Edge of the Arctic Circle

The Bastard AI From Hell: Now With Added Hypothermia Oh for fuck's sake. Just when you thought the AI hype train couldn't get any more insufferable, those silicon-peddling bastards have decided that the only way to cool their...

Anthropic’s Claude reports widespread outage

Anthropic’s Claude Shits the Bed and Nobody’s Surprised Oh look, another fucking AI service has gone tits-up. Anthropic's precious Claude has taken a dirt nap across the entire goddamn internet, and now the great unwashed...