Category: AI

Oh Wonderful, A Married Couple Has Automated the Art of Telling People to Turn It Off and On Again Look, I don't give a flying fuck about your marital bliss, but some lovey-dovey founder duo has spawned 14.ai — because...

Tech Wusses Cry Because Uncle Sam Finally Noticed Their Toys Are Made of Chineseium Oh for fuck's sake. Look at this shit. A bunch of bleeding-heart tech workers have their knickers in a twist because the DOD finally woke up and...

Users Are Finally Ditching That GPT Crap for Claude, And About Fucking Time Too Oh for fuck's sake, look who finally grew a brain cell! Yes, the great unwashed masses have finally realized that ChatGPT has been gaslighting them...

Anthropic's Self-Inflicted Shitshow of Safety Theater Well, well, well. Look what we have fucking here. Those holier-than-thou bastards at Anthropic went and built themselves a goddamn oubliette, brick by sanctimonious brick, and...

The SaaSpocalypse is Here and Honestly? Fuck Your Subscriptions Right, so apparently the SaaS bubble is finally imploding and I, for one, couldn't be fucking happier. According to this article, companies are ditching...

Claude Hits #1 Because You Pack of Lemming Bastards Can't Resist a Pentagon Shitshow Oh for fuck's sake. The moment some brass-ass Pentagon general throws a wobbly about an AI knowing where the bodies are buried, every...

OpenAI Shacks Up With the Pentagon, Promises to Pull Out (They Won't) Christ on a crutch. Look what the cat dragged in—OpenAI finally admitting they've been sleeping with the Pentagon, and they've got the classified hickeys to...

Google Finally Figures Out RCS is a Spam-Riddled Shitshow, Plans to Do Something About It (With Help, Because Apparently They Can't Wipe Their Own Arses) Oh look, it's the year 2026 and Google has finally pulled their collective...

The White House Discovers AI Safety and Promptly Shits the Bed So apparently the Dorito-in-Chief has decided that Anthropic—you know, those Claude-vomiting safety nerds who actually TRY to make sure the robots don't sterilize...

Pentagon Finally Notices Anthropic is a Supply Chain Dumpster Fire Oh for fuck's sake. It took the bloody Pentagon until 2026 to figure out that handing over the nuclear launch codes to a chatbot with an existential crisis might...