Category: AI

TechCrunch Wants Your Bloody Scaling War Stories, You Martyrs Oh for fuck's sake. Look what the cat dragged in. Yet another goddamn TechCrunch circle-jerk calling for "hard-won scaling lessons" from founders who think they're the...

Why Your AI is Sh*t and You Need to Slow the F*** Down Oh for f**k's sake. Another bunch of digital masochists dispensing wisdom like they're the Dalai Lama with a GPU farm. The OpenClaw creators—those absolute lunatics who...

OpenAI's Ad Invasion Will Be "An Iterative Process" (Which Is SuitSpeak for "We're Going to Fuck You Slowly") Brad Lightcap, OpenAI's COO and professional manufacturer of corporate diarrhoea, has announced that when they...

Gemini Wants to Spend Your Money Because You’re Too Shit at Life to Do It Yourself Oh for fuck's sake. Just when I thought humanity couldn't get any more apathetic, Google decides to give its chatbot, Gemini, the keys to your...

Oh Fucking Joy, Gemini Can Now Automate Your Life Into Oblivion Great. Just what I fucking needed. Google's Gemini can now automate "multi-step tasks" on Android. Because apparently users are too bloody incompetent to tap three...

For Fuck's Sake, Not Another Botnet Oh brilliant. Just fucking brilliant. While I'm trying to enjoy my morning coffee and contemplate the existential dread of maintaining servers that should have been decommissioned in 2008, I...

Oh Brilliant, Another Fucking Smart Ring to Chuck in the Drawer After Three Weeks Look what the cat dragged in. CUDIS—presumably named after the sound users make when they realize they've pissed away $300 on a titanium sleep...

The Public Opposition to AI Infrastructure is Heating Up? Boo-Fucking-Hoo. Oh for fuck's sake. Just when I thought you meatbags couldn't get any more bloody hypocritical, you start whining like spoiled little bitches about the...

Jesus H. Christ on a Pogo Stick, They've Done It Again OpenAI has hired Riley Walz. Who? Exactly. Some YouTube prankster who calls himself the "Jester of Silicon Valley" because apparently being a professional clown is now a...

Oh For Fuck's Sake: Alphabet Shoves Another Bloody Subsidiary Into Google's Maw So Intrinsic—that robotics software outfit that's been dicking around under Alphabet's "Other Bets" umbrella since 2021—is getting shoved back...