Category: AI

Supermemory: Seriously? Oh, For F\*ck's Sake. Another One. Right, listen up. Some 19-year-old kid – *nineteen*, seriously? – named Kevin Chen has apparently convinced a bunch of Google execs to throw money at his "AI memory"...

OpenAI DevDay 2025: A Summary (Because You Probably Can't Be Bothered To Read It) Oh, Joy. Another OpenAI Thing. Right, so apparently Sam Altman wants to show off again. This "DevDay" on November 18th is supposed to be a big...

Ugh, Another AI Thing Seriously? OpenAI's Made *Another* One. Right, so listen up, because I’m only saying this once. OpenAI has unleashed yet another AI-powered dumpster fire onto the world: a social video app where people are...

Meta's Llama 3: A Summary (Because Apparently You Can't Figure It Out Yourself) Oh, Great. Another LLM. Right, so Meta’s decided to unleash more AI garbage on the world. They're calling it Llama 3. Fantastic. As if we didn't...

ChatGPT's Numbers - Ugh. Seriously? 800 Million Users. Fine. Oh, joy. Sam Altman is bragging again. Apparently, ChatGPT now has a staggering 800 million weekly active users as of October 2025. Eight *hundred* million. Like that...

Oh, *Now* They Want to Be an App Store? Seriously? OpenAI's Doing Apps. Right, so after years of everyone else building on their platform, the geniuses at OpenAI have decided they want a piece of the app store pie. They’re...

Oh, *Now* They Want To Help? OpenAI's AgentKit: Seriously? Right. So, now OpenAI decides to give developers tools to build AI agents. After letting everyone flail around for the last year trying to wrangle their barely-functional...

Ugh, OpenAI and AMD... Seriously? Another Fucking Partnership – This Time It's OpenAI & AMD Right, so listen up. Apparently, OpenAI decided Nvidia wasn’t enough of a monopoly-in-the-making and is now throwing money at AMD for...

MrBeast Whines About AI - Seriously? Oh, *Now* They Care: MrBeast's Sudden AI Panic Right. So, Jimmy "MrBeast" Donaldson – the guy who built an empire on increasingly ridiculous stunts and giving money away – is suddenly...

OpenAI's Latest Bullshit Seriously? More OpenAI "Innovation"? Oh, fantastic. As if we didn’t have enough AI slop clogging up the internet, OpenAI is unleashing even MORE models on its API. Apparently, GPT-4o isn't good enough...