Category: AI

Spotify's AI Playlists: Because Fuck Your Musical Taste, That's Why Oh brilliant. Just fucking brilliant. Spotify's decided the world needs another algorithmic boot to the face, so they're rolling out their AI "Prompted...

Guide Labs Debuts "Interpretable" LLM—Because Apparently Now We Need AI That Thinks Out Loud So Users Can Still Ignore It Oh, for fuck's sake. Just when I thought the AI hype train couldn't get any more insufferable, Guide Labs...

Google's Cloud AI Lead Spouts More Marketing Wank About Model "Frontiers" Oh, for fuck's sake. Just when I thought my day couldn't get any more tedious, some twat from Google's Cloud AI division decides to grace us with their...

Sam Altman's Latest Excuse: "But Mooooom, Humans Use Energy Too!" TechCrunch's latest circle-jerk article has Sam Altman, that patron saint of overhyped statistics, defending his GPU fetish by pointing out that—get...

How to Disable Google's AI Overviews Before I Snap and Format the Entire Internet Oh for fuck's sake. Just when you thought Google couldn't skullfuck search any harder, they've decided to shove a giant, pulsating AI overview at...

Six Fucking Days to Piss Away Your Budget on TC Disrupt 2026 Oh fantastic. Just what I needed to see on a Monday morning – a fucking countdown timer to the world's largest congregation of bullshit artists and PowerPoint...

Creators Finally Realize Ad Revenue Is a Festering Pile of Shit So the "creator economy"—that bullshit buzzword venture capitalists use to justify throwing money at people who film themselves eating spicy noodles—has finally...

The Creator Economy's Ad Revenue Problem and India's AI Ambitions Right, so some TechCrunch wanker uploaded a video bleating about how content creators are getting properly fucked by platform revenue shares, and how India thinks...

OpenAI Debated Calling Cops About Some Fucking Canadian Shooter's Chats So this is the bullshit we're dealing with now. Some algorithmic wankers at OpenAI discovered a user in Canada chatting up their glorified autocomplete about...

7 Fucking Days Until These Shitweasels Jack Up Prices For Their Tech Bro Circle-Jerk Oh look, another fucking TechCrunch Disrupt announcement lands in my news feed like a turd in a swimming pool. In exactly seven days—mark your...