Category: AI

The Government’s Fancy Face-Scanning Toy Doesn’t Know Its Ass From Its Algorithm Oh, bloody fantastic — because apparently the Department of Homeland Security didn’t already have enough tech disasters clogging up its...

Positron Raises a Boatload of Cash to Slap Nvidia Around (Yeah, Right) So apparently some shiny new startup called Positron has convinced a bunch of venture capital clowns to throw $230 million of their money into the ravenous...

The Government’s New AI Genius: Now Guessing About Vaccine Injuries Oh, great. Just when you thought government tech projects couldn’t get any dumber, the US Department of Health and Human Services (HHS) decided to make a...

AI Bots Have Taken Over the Bloody Internet Right, so apparently the internet’s turned into one giant bloody feeding trough for AI bots. That’s right, those greedy digital bastards are crawling across the web like cockroaches...

Alexa+ — Now Available to Every Poor Bastard in the U.S. Well, halle-fucking-lujah, Amazon’s gone and done it. They’ve unleashed their shiny new AI lovechild, “Alexa+,” upon every breathing soul in the U.S. Yep, now...

Accel Throws More Money at Fibr AI Because Apparently the Internet Needs Yet Another "Revolution" Right, so here we bloody go again. Accel — those venture capital muppets with wallets thicker than their collective sense —...

Mistral’s New Ultra-Fast Translation Model: The AI Arms Race Just Got Even More Annoying Right, so apparently Mistral — that French upstart with more swagger than a caffeinated tech bro — has decided to crash the AI...

ElevenLabs Rakes In Half a Bloody Billion – Because Apparently Voice Synthesis is the New Crypto Right, so guess who’s swimming in an Olympic pool full of venture cash now? ElevenLabs, the annoying AI voice-cloning wizards,...

Tinder’s Latest Shiny AI Crap to Fix Swipe Zombies Oh great, Tinder’s at it again — pretending the way to stop people from hating dating is with more bloody AI magic dust. Apparently, everyone’s tired of endlessly...

Roblox’s 4D Creation Nonsense — The Future Nobody Bloody Asked For Well, holy digital hell, Roblox has decided to unleash its latest brainchild — a 4D creation feature. Because clearly, 3D just wasn’t enough for the...