Category: AI

Google Photos users on Android can now edit their photos by talking to or texting the AI

Google Photos is Dumber Than You Think (Now With Voice Commands) Oh, For Fucking Christ's Sake... Right. Google, in their infinite wisdom – and by "wisdom" I mean relentless pursuit of data collection disguised as convenience...

How Google’s dev tools manager makes AI coding work

Google's AI Coding Bullshit - A Summary (Because I Have To) Oh, *Now* They Care About Making AI Code Usable? Right. So Google finally realized that just spewing out a mountain of half-baked code isn’t actually helpful....

Scott Wiener on his fight to make Big Tech disclose AI’s dangers

Wiener's Whining About AI (Ugh) Seriously? Another One. Right, so some guy named Scott Wiener – and yes, that’s his actual name, I kid you not – is apparently throwing a tantrum because Big Tech isn’t holding their AI's...

Google Cloud’s COO isn’t stressed about landing the AI giants

Google Cloud's COO Thinks She's Got This (Apparently) Oh, *Great*. Another Cloud Executive Talking Shit. Right, so Google Cloud’s COO, Thomas Kurian, is apparently not losing sleep over whether OpenAI, Anthropic, or Meta will...

OpenAI Teams Up With Oracle and SoftBank to Build 5 New Stargate Data Centers

Ugh, OpenAI's Latest Clusterfuck Seriously? Another Data Center Deal. Right, so listen up, because I’m only explaining this once. Apparently, OpenAI – those geniuses who keep promising AGI but mostly deliver...

Google’s AI Mode arrives in Spanish globally

Google's AI Mode - Ugh. Seriously? Google Did *Another* Thing. Right, so Google’s finally shoved its “AI mode” – basically Gemini Nano pretending to be useful within the Pixel phone experience – onto Spanish speakers...

I Thought I Knew Silicon Valley. I Was Wrong

Silicon Valley's Midlife Crisis - A Summary (Because I Have To) Oh, *Now* They Care About Politics? Right. So apparently the shiny happy people of Silicon Valley are having a collective existential crisis. For decades they just...

Louisiana Hands Meta a Tax Break and Power for Its Biggest Data Center

Seriously?! Meta Gets *Another* Handout Louisiana Sold Its Soul (Again) to Facebook Oh, for the love of all that is holy. Louisiana just bent over backwards and handed Meta – yeah, Facebook – a colossal tax break package,...

5 days left to save up to $668 on your TechCrunch Disrupt 2025 pass

Disrupt 2025 - Ugh. Seriously? Another Fucking Conference. Right, listen up, you lot. TechCrunch is whining again about their Disrupt conference. Apparently, if you don't cough up the cash in the next five days – five days! –...

Clock’s ticking: Get hands-on experience volunteering at TechCrunch Disrupt 2025

Disrupt 2025: Another Way to Exploit Free Labor Seriously? TechCrunch Needs *More* People Oh, joy. As if the endless parade of overhyped startups wasn't enough, TechCrunch Disrupt 2025 is happening again in San Francisco (October...